I never knew this! It was all lies???

[~~whimsy~~]

I shall get my revenge for this treachery!

 

[edirons22]

^^Don't believe him, it's propaganda

 

[lostwood_7]

he sits on a throne of lies!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

It's a conspiracy. Don't believe a word. the truth is out there......

 

[Member442]

It's a lie I was sitting on Santa's lap yesterday. The part about sex is true though.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

What a lie this is... Santa does exist!!! I know for sure because I had Play With Alissa on my lap yesterday. Afterwards, I have to admit, we had sex.

 

[arianajoladdict]

all facts here

 

[StanScratch]

I sat on Santa's lap yesterday, too! He had a big candy cane in his pocket that he wanted to give m...hey...wait...

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

I sat on Santa's lap yesterday, too! He had a big candy cane in his pocket that he wanted to give m...hey...wait...

... no don't wait, please continue

 

[Member442]

I sat on Santa's lap yesterday, too! He had a big candy cane in his pocket that he wanted to give m...hey...wait...

The candy tasted great Stan very sweet