Looking for Single Retired Female with large bank account. Age is just a number.
I can cook... I can clean. I love cats, but I can **** them if you do.
I enjoy walking dogs and I enjoy pushing wheelchairs if you have one.
Ive been told I give really good back rubs and I can build a puzzle faster than any "youngun" around.
Im very polite and will even help you out of the car and into your walker if applicable.
I don't mind the moth ball smell.
Im a cuddler and I love wrinkles.
Okay... Yea... this is just a joke at the expense of all the "I need a woman" and " I want to meet this pornstar" threads.
I can cook... I can clean. I love cats, but I can **** them if you do.
I enjoy walking dogs and I enjoy pushing wheelchairs if you have one.
Ive been told I give really good back rubs and I can build a puzzle faster than any "youngun" around.
Im very polite and will even help you out of the car and into your walker if applicable.
I don't mind the moth ball smell.
Im a cuddler and I love wrinkles.
Okay... Yea... this is just a joke at the expense of all the "I need a woman" and " I want to meet this pornstar" threads.
