Funny. I just asked my girlfriend if she'd let me put a bullet in her teeth and hit it with a hammer. She seemed into it, but she moved back into her mother's house. Mixed fucking signals I'd say.
I love her but I wouldn't take a bullet for her
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I beg your pardon?
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Vlad The Impaler
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Is she the benefactor on your insurance policy? If she is get the fuck out immediately.
I never promised you a rose garden. . .
Well, taking a bullet for someone is not as unreasonable as it may sound given the right circumstances. But it's not something people go around thinking about nor asking of someone.
No, it isn't. Especially if by "bullet" you mean "anal pounding," and by "the right circumstances" you mean "Maley being at your house."
I'm not going to elaborate further.
I would think it odd for someone to ask me this question, but taking a bullet for someone is not that crazy of a thing to do. In fact in many circumstances I would say it is unforgivable NOT to do it.
^ I agree
Vlad The Impaler
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I'd take a bullet for my little girl and my mom. But only if I was 100% certain that doing so would save their lives. Otherwise I'm staying alive as long as I can to protect them. Same goes for any child, but definitely not some woman.
Yeah that is more like what I meant.. I mean if somebody starts shooting up the shopping mall I'm ducking for cover for sure, unless there are children in close proximity to me, a beautiful woman, of a friend or family member, (or the President lol, since technically it is my duty to protect that Nig-Nog, since he is my Commander in Cheif..)
jod0565
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LOL, and you have an IR avatar. LOL
roronoa3000
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So you won't mind if I shoot her?
I have no idea WTF that even means, but I want to shoot you now.
You should follow her question up with, "if both your mother and I were dangling over a cliff and you were holding onto each one of us with your arms, which one would you let go?" See what she says. 
