I love her but I wouldn't take a bullet for her

I was in bed with my gf the other night. I had a long day at work, was about to go to sleep when she asked me if I would take a bullet for her. Her question caught me by surprise. Totally unexpected and random. I told her "Yes, I love you. Good night." In reality, I would never take a bullet her. I told her what she wanted to hear. If I would have said "no", it would have surely lead to a long argument on whether I love her or not. You see, the problem is that I do love her. We plan on getting married one day and starting a family, but taking a bullet for her? Risking my life to save her life? Maybe it's because I'm a atheist, I believe this is it, that there is no afterlife and that I'm afraid of death. Or maybe I'm a heartless asshole who doesn't know what real love is? So if you loved someone, would you take a bullet for them? Would you jump in front of a incoming bullet to save their life? I wouldn't.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Huh? If you really love someone of course you normally would do anything and also risk your own life to save that person!

At least that's what I think what's normal!

But of course if I die first while saving her life I want her to never have another man again! :D
 
If people are shooting at you, then you obviously deserve to die.

It's all apart of the Lords plan after all and I ain't fucking with that no matter how much they think I "love" them.
 
So you're telling me if someone came up to you guys with a gun, you'd use her as a human shield? :1orglaugh So heroic!
 
I was in bed with my gf the other night. I had a long day at work, was about to go to sleep when she asked me if I would take a bullet for her. Her question caught me by surprise. Totally unexpected and random. I told her "Yes, I love you. Good night." In reality, I would never take a bullet her. I told her what she wanted to hear. If I would have said "no", it would have surely lead to a long argument on whether I love her or not. You see, the problem is that I do love her. We plan on getting married one day and starting a family, but taking a bullet for her? Risking my life to save her life? Maybe it's because I'm a atheist, I believe this is it, that there is no afterlife and that I'm afraid of death. Or maybe I'm a heartless asshole who doesn't know what real love is? So if you loved someone, would you take a bullet for them? Would you jump in front of a incoming bullet to save their life? I wouldn't.

"...the fuck..??" Is she that insecure? If she was serious...I would consider the fastest way to extricate myself from that situation.

Why is she even thinking in those terms? I mean, what kind of narcissistic, selfish cunt or asshole must a person be to tune there mind to a question like that???

So, you lied about taking a slug for her....the bigger issue is what are the implications of her asking you something like that?

I mean, even if you would...shouldn't it be just a little disconcerting that she felt the need to ask something like that of you?
 
"...the fuck..??" Is she that insecure? If she was serious...I would consider the fastest way to extricate myself from that situation.

Why is she even thinking in those terms? I mean, what kind of narcissistic, selfish cunt or asshole must a person be to tune there mind to a question like that???

So, you lied about taking a slug for her....the bigger issue is what are the implications of her asking you something like that?

I mean, even if you would...shouldn't it be just a little disconcerting that she felt the need to ask something like that of you?

I'm afraid of going to sleep and waking up to find my girlfriend on top of me, pointing a gun directly into my chest and saying "Ready to prove that you love me?" I think those Lady Gaga songs are corrupting her mind.
 
"...the fuck..??" Is she that insecure? If she was serious...I would consider the fastest way to extricate myself from that situation.

Why is she even thinking in those terms? I mean, what kind of narcissistic, selfish cunt or asshole must a person be to tune there mind to a question like that???

So, you lied about taking a slug for her....the bigger issue is what are the implications of her asking you something like that?

I mean, even if you would...shouldn't it be just a little disconcerting that she felt the need to ask something like that of you?

I couldn't rep you for this piece of truth, but I totally agree. Sounds harmless, but there are some major insecurities that need to be addressed.
 
I would be willing to put my life on the line for pretty much anyone. Not because of a great love for humanity, but because of how much of a worthless puss I would feel like for the rest of my life if I had the opportunity to save a life and didn't simply out of fear for my own safety. I don't think it matters if I die in an hour, or in one hundred years, so why not give my life some semblance of meaning by laying it down for another if the opportunity arises? I guess that is part of the reason I originally joined the Army.

Plus, people survive gunshot wounds all the time anyway, and most criminals don't know how to aim, so your chances of survival are decent, and you get to be a hero either way lol
 
At least you have a brilliant gift idea for her birthday now. Buy her a Kevlar vest. :thumbsup:

Dammit!!! Even when I try not to laugh at your shit...epic fail. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:rofl:
 
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