I know I ***** too much last night because...

[tunsty]

Yes, another thread that poses a silly premise and asks you to use your wit(ha!) and imagination to provide an answer..


I know I ***** too much last night because...
That 5' 8" slim attractive, busty blonde that I ***** with last night has gained 30 lbs, 30 years, a flat chest and a face like a bulldog.


I know I ***** too much last night because...
I don't remember shaving my eyebrows before I went out...neither do I remember drawing a silly face on my ass with a marker pen.


I know I ***** too much last night because...
I seem to have lost my clothes and my sense of direction... since I'm 300 miles from home - naked!