i just ripped ass in a library...

[ManifestDestiny]

...yeah. lucky for me i was in a cublical and just ducked my head in until the heat died down so to speak

 

[BlueBalls]

This must be the pinnacle of your existence.

Well done.

 

[Member442]

thank you for sharing.

 

[Shifty]

 

[GregCentauro]

Is the library in question on the premises of the Greek ministry of public order by any chance? There was reportedly a blast.

 

[jod0565]

Not impressive - I do that anywhere I am - anywhere.

 

[Shifty]

Not impressive - I do that anywhere I am - anywhere.

* Sniff Sniff *

... Is that Astroglide?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Did you feel better or worse after your ass ripped?

And after you posted this thread, did you feel like more or less of a cock-holster?


Remember, there is a correct answer to the second question, and everyone here knows it.

 

[Ulysses31]

You'd get executed in some countries for that

 

[assassin1234]

ripped ass LOL. first time ive heard that

 

[Asianlov69]

does that mean you had a bad case of the farts or the shits....

 

[HeartBroker]

I find that post to be of the utmost quality and endorse it wholeheartedly !

 

[coleman_stoops]

How crass is the gas that I pass from my ass...

 

[alexpnz]

I dropped a stinky one on line at a 7-11 a few days ago, loud as hell too....everyone in line laughed and a hot chick behind even went "ewwww!" and giggled as she made the "Pee-eww" sign with her hand under her nose!

Made my day!:hatsoff:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

...yeah. lucky for me i was in a cublical and just ducked my head in until the heat died down so to speak

Did you shart...and leave a stain on the seat before you left the facility?

 

[StanScratch]

Wood seats are the best for this. The sound carries with a spectacular quality, and the reverberation (in the perfect setting) can carry on for several minutes.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I dropped a stinky one on line at a 7-11 a few days ago, loud as hell too....everyone in line laughed and a hot chick behind even went "ewwww!" and giggled as she made the "Pee-eww" sign with her hand under her nose!

Made my day!:hatsoff:

Next thing you know she went to touch you but you are just so darn afraid of cooties! :eek:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Ahhhh he farted?! Yeah that's worth a thread of course!

I thought he ripped ass meant kicked ass....I thought he ripped some guys apart in the library! You know like ARy says he is doing - even though we know he's a little sissy.

But thank god I was wrong! Farting is a way better topic!

 

[Ace Bandage]

I thought he ripped ass meant kicked ass....I thought he ripped some guys apart in the library! You know like ARy says he is doing - even though we know he's a little sissy.

Is it "talk shit to me night" or what? I've beat wholesale ass for far less than what I'm dealing with tonight. If I have to start stabbing people, this forum is going to be bloody and far less populous...

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Suuuure ARy! Suuuure! We are all sooo scared! Ooooohhhh... :shocked: see we're shaking!