DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
...and I locked myself out to boot!!
Fortunately I brought my laptop along—my intent was to bring it outside to charge the battery via an extension cord over at the neighbor's that powered their Christmas lighting (when it's not being utilized in conjunction with the conducting of experiments upon certain crustaceans that had been purchased at the local grocery) that inadvertantly had been left out, as are the decorations themselves, which bring joy and immense pleasure to the masses on a 365 days a year basis. Right now I'm hiding out in their tool shed—trusting people that they are, it was foolishly left unlocked—and regretably unheated, and the stench of lawn fertilizer is overwhelming! Shovels, garden hose, lawn chairs, ***'s toys, obsolete bicycle parts, several now-defaced yard signs promoting "Kilpatrick for Mayor," used motor oil, cans of gasoline—don't dare light a match! Claude Nobs, where are you-u-u-u-u??
Help! What I do? These accomodations are hardly befitting for a King!
:helpme:
Fortunately I brought my laptop along—my intent was to bring it outside to charge the battery via an extension cord over at the neighbor's that powered their Christmas lighting (when it's not being utilized in conjunction with the conducting of experiments upon certain crustaceans that had been purchased at the local grocery) that inadvertantly had been left out, as are the decorations themselves, which bring joy and immense pleasure to the masses on a 365 days a year basis. Right now I'm hiding out in their tool shed—trusting people that they are, it was foolishly left unlocked—and regretably unheated, and the stench of lawn fertilizer is overwhelming! Shovels, garden hose, lawn chairs, ***'s toys, obsolete bicycle parts, several now-defaced yard signs promoting "Kilpatrick for Mayor," used motor oil, cans of gasoline—don't dare light a match! Claude Nobs, where are you-u-u-u-u??
Help! What I do? These accomodations are hardly befitting for a King!
:helpme: