Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I scalded them something fierce in the shower which also set my brain on fire. I'm addicted to burning those things like teenage girls are to cutting on their arms. When the reaction is gone I try to kick up the itch by irritating and drying out the area then make another attempt to burn them. I might go outside and flirt with some mosquitoes allowing them to ogle me in some really baggy shorts.
