I Have The Cleanest Balls In Town But Am On My Last Layer Of Scrotal Skin

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I scalded them something fierce in the shower which also set my brain on fire. I'm addicted to burning those things like teenage girls are to cutting on their arms. When the reaction is gone I try to kick up the itch by irritating and drying out the area then make another attempt to burn them. I might go outside and flirt with some mosquitoes allowing them to ogle me in some really baggy shorts.

 

[BusterLoads]

Despite the fact that most politicians don't tell the truth, french toast is still my favorite breakfast food.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Despite the fact that most politicians don't tell the truth, french toast is still my favorite breakfast food.

My balls are kind of like French Toast because they have a burnt crust and syrup constantly seeps out.

 

[BusterLoads]

Damn I've only poured syrup on my balls. Having syrup coming out of them clearly means your balls must be the second coming of Christ; or cumming, whatever.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Damn I've only poured syrup on my balls. Having syrup coming out of them clearly means your balls must be the second coming of Christ; or cumming, whatever.

They just look red and angry so maybe prophecy of doom.

 

[Skyraider22]

When you say one layer left you mean like the thin layer

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Some hot water splashed up and under me and my starfish turned into calamari.

 

[Skyraider22]

Some hot water splashed up and under me and my starfish turned into calamari.

DAMN yo shit squeaky clean

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'll probably pop a hemorrhoid pinching off a loaf later.

 

[RASQ]

...

 

[BusterLoads]

...

Someones balls needs more syrup.

 

[hedonis]

I'll probably pop a hemorrhoid pinching off a loaf later.

I love that they clarified "simulated". I was worried there for a second.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I love that they clarified "simulated". I was worried there for a second.

I know. Poor fella. Hemorrhoids are nothing to poke fun at but they are fun to poke with your finger.

 

[hedonis]

Are you thinking of having a skin graft to thicken up your scrotum? You could get, like... some rhino hide or something.