I have a joke

There is a nurse named Jessica and she works in a nursing home in California. She is making rounds one evening checking on some of the patients. She then walks into Johns room and he is pretending he is driving a car, sounds and all. She asks "what are you doing"? John then replies I'm driving to chicago. Jessica walks out of his room with this dumbfounded look on her face. The next night she is making her rounds again and walks back into johns room. This time it is the same thing driving a car noises, and motions like he is driving a stickshift. She then asks what in the hell are you doing? John says I'm still driving to Chicago it's a long trip.

Later on that night she goes back into Johns room and this time he is up looking at the ceiling and walking around and such. She then asks now what are u doing? He replies I've never been to Chicago before, they must have the tallest buildings in the world. Whatever she replies and slams the door. When she walks next door into Daves room she is wondering why she took this job. Then she spots Dave masturbating furiously. He is wearing his cock out, really going at it. Bewildered she asks now what in the name of God are u doing. His retort was simply I'm fucking Johns wife while he's out of town.
 

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