I got sunburned soooooo bad.

Oh I know. I went to buy some today, and the girl at the counter was staring at me like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. She told me to pick up gravol and some other shit, but I don't think I'm going to be sick.

Hopefully.
 

Lungzyn

Die For Me
Bad sunburns are really awful :(
This thread is in need of pics though, failing that elaboration on how you got it
(Promise not to laugh)
 
Maybe I'll put some in the morning when I'm blistering and in pain. fml

We just put a volleyball net up in the backyard. I was out there playing, drinking and barbecuing since 10am. It is now 1am. fml
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
You should of took some time out of the sun.

The sun isn't a nice person as advertised on many tv shows. Rather it's an evil ball of hatred.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Take some IBproferen. It'll help reduce the swelling a bit.
 
In the 7th grade, Memorial Day weekend I went out fishing all day long.I was not wearing a shirt, I'm a redhead and I was wading. Needless to say I missed a couple of days of school that week. The worst part was that I had a piano recital in the middle of the week. The final grade for that marking period was the recital, you either got an A or you failed. I don't know how I made it through but I did. My mother said that I looked like a giant lobster playing but I made it through my piece.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I love smackin' sunburn victims on the back! Where do you live?
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
wow Petra you sound like a nurse lol.

I speak from experience. :1orglaugh Maybe someday I'll put my sunburn photo online...I was covered with strips of cucumbers since we didn't have aloe or aftersun in the house.
 
This fucking sucks. I'll never learn. :(

I feel for ya! I had a sunburn that was terrible, but the worst part was when that fucker started to get ready to peel after a few days, and the itching was like coming up from under my skin, but couldn't be scratched because of the intense pain from the burn.

The wife was convinced I was actually becoming a werewolf I was so maddened....

White t-shirts the rest of the summer for me.
 
It's situations like this that make me carry sunscreen almost everywhere I go and do outside work with long sleeved hooded shirts in all but the very hottest days just to stay out of the sun.

If the sunburn is all over one of the worst things is you can't lay on or lean on anything without something hurting.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
thats gonna itch like a motherfucker after a couple days! The itch is comparable to poison ivy itch.
 

Facetious

Moderated
Re: I got sunburned soooooo bad.

Better juice up on vitamin d and high digit "SPF" sunscreen from now on, you don't want to end up with melanoma or carcinoma in later years ! :hatsoff:

White t - shirts are good because they don't sap up the heat like darker colors but they can reflect the suns rays where you don't want them concentrated. Same goes for fishing 6' above a body of water on a sunny day, you can get a double whammy. :(
 

Spleen

Banned?
I fell asleep on the beach with no cream on at all, my friends decided not to wake me because they are cunts.

I now have a tan line on my lower back all year round, it has never faded. And that was 5 YEARS AGO. I was so badly burnt I thought I might actually die. It would split and bleed constantly.
 

Facetious

Moderated
^ One wonders what they woulda done had they been "dicks ? :shocked: :D

Back to diva - how did the mere weight of the bedsheets feel on the affected areas ? :OMFG: :shocked:

Also - alcohol make us more photo sensitive, for future ref.
 
Good luck with the next week man. It's gonna be some pain for a few days.
 
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