I Got Some Random Head From A Hot Receptionist Tonight!

[Galactic]

Alex....good for you man. Great story. All the doubters in here? You guys need to get out more. Shit like this can actually happen.

Just sayin'.

 

[Elektra Knight]

How nice.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Congrats.

But you shouldn't have told her that you have always loved her.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Alex....good for you man. Great story. All the doubters in here? You guys need to get out more. Shit like this can actually happen.

Just sayin'.

Been readin' Penthouse Forum letters?

 

[shayd]

Good on you, bud, sound like quite an evening :thumbsup:.

I'd love to share a story like that of my own, but the OCSMs on here rarely come onto me. :1orglaugh
(If any read this, give me a time and a place, and I'm there!) :rofl:

 

[roronoa3000]

Was she hot? Details.

He probably just painted a face and put a wig on a Hoover vacuum.

 

[STDiva]

Trifling hoes.

 

[oscabares]

Nice script... when is the movie released?

 

[StanScratch]

Were the lights on in the closet, because she could have had the vacuum do the work for you...and got free gum to boot.
Free gum!

 

[alexpnz]

Pictures and a video, or I call bullshit.

Sorry, last thing I'm thinking of is getting my camera out and asking her to pose when opportunities like this come along....oh!...I dont know, as often as Hailey's Comet!!
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/blackjesus2_2.gif

 

[assholebythedoor]

i couldnt wait to stand up

 

[lurkingdirk]

i couldnt wait to stand up

Okay, this is perhaps your greatest post ever. Not only does it contain a spelling error and have no punctuation, it has absolutely no relationship to this thread. Hat-trick!

 

[Ace Bandage]

Okay, this is perhaps your greatest post ever. Not only does it contain a spelling error and have no punctuation, it has absolutely no relationship to this thread. Hat-trick!

I know, right? All of his fucking posts are like this. It's like he just chooses random phrases out of an English for Dummies book and writes them into his posts. I'm amazed that any of his posts have been coherent enough to be rep-worthy. Must have been out of pity...

 

[lurkingdirk]

I know, right? All of his fucking posts are like this. It's like he just chooses random phrases out of an English for Dummies book and writes them into his posts. I'm amazed that any of his posts have been coherent enough to be rep-worthy. Must have been out of pity...

apples are delicious.


See that? That's a reasonable approximation of his next post.

 

[StanScratch]

Perhaps assholebythedoor was the receptionist.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Perhaps assholebythedoor was the receptionist.

That explains everything! Stan! You're a genius!