I got sick from some peanut butter

[Fuckin' Todd]

A friend of mine stole a big thing of peanut butter from a place that he works at sometimes. It looks like a Crisco jar but its peanut butter.

I got really fuckin' sick just now. Think I can sue?

 

[Violator79]

You may be able to. Check to see if it's tainted with salmonella.

 

[Magnet]

I sure hope not.

Its your own fucking fault for eating stolen peanut butter.

 

[calpoon]

that's probably because everyone stuck thier dicks in the peanut butter before you got your hands on it.

 

[broderic_randal]

that's probably because everyone stuck thier dicks in the peanut butter before you got your hands on it.

hats why i get the extra creamy kind of PB, i like to fuck it like a pussy

 

[YMIHERE]

You may not be able to sue personally because by tomorrow you'll be dead.

 

[broderic_randal]

You may not be able to sue personally because by tomorrow you'll be dead.

thats not a nice thing to say

 

[Deiradinn]

No, maybe your tummy was ill from something else!

 

[fake_ono]

thats not a nice thing to say

but it sure is funny :1orglaugh

 

[Facetious]

and the moral of the story is rewarded to YMI ! arty:

$ Cha Ching $

Seriously - There's no free lunch, let alone tax return ! ~ :nono:

So, do you guys think that this pb salmonella epidemic is terror ?

 

[Torre82]

Trying to sue for stolen goods is like.. that dumbass chick that ran to the police station and complained on her neighbor that came over and stole her weed. ::rolls eyes, sighs and facepalms, has a coniption fit and vomits in disgust all at the EXACT same time.. THEY SAID IT COULDNT BE DONE! *explodes*::

 

[TITS KING]

You Missed flu shots:wiggle::jump:

 

[stampede2873]

Seems you ripped off some "natural" peanut butter and did not mix it. You probably ate alot of oil that should have been whirled in with the rest of the mess.

I know this, because Tyler knows this.

 

[Marlo Manson]

A friend of mine stole a big thing of peanut butter from a place that he works at sometimes. It looks like a Crisco jar but its peanut butter.

I got really fuckin' sick just now. Think I can sue?

Dude your fuckin screwed! :yesyes::eek::throwup:

 

[warman2442]

hats why i get the extra creamy kind of PB, i like to fuck it like a pussy

Creamy peanut butter omg.. im throwing it outa my house right now cuz of this

 

[maildude]

(see below) Sorry for the f*ck up, mods.

 

[maildude]

How come these guys start these threads then never respond to them?

 

[Torre82]

How come these guys start these threads then never respond to them?

Obvious answer: They're looking for justification and free legal advice. Not a debate or to be made fun of for what their teacher said didnt exist:A stupid question.

Sooo.. the real question is what kind of mindset does it take, or how much of a disrespect for porn do you have to have.. to think that a porn forum is the place to ask about an object you've stolen.. and then you want to abuse the system for your own stupidity and lack of foresight? LOL

Hey better yet, you didnt mention if it was EXPIRED or not. Turn your Crisco-Butter over and tell me how far back in 2008 did it start going moldy? Why steal peanut butter, eh? Stoners and their munchies, I tell ya! You whippersnappers go watch the Milanokis show, now! G'head and EXPAND your minds with him! ::roll of the eye and click reply::

 

[villiageidiot]

A friend of mine stole a big thing of peanut butter from a place that he works at sometimes. It looks like a Crisco jar but its peanut butter.

I got really fuckin' sick just now. Think I can sue?

It's not the peanut butter that made you sick, it's all the semen you've been swallowing!

 

[STDiva]

i hope he dies. darwin award nominee.