I didn't get to where I am today...

w...t...f... is this tunsty?

Well peeps. Anyone who knows their comedy, will remember the classic comedy series 'The Fall and Rise of Reginal Perrin'.
There was a character called 'C.J.', who was Reggie's boss, who liked to come out with the line "I didn't get to where I am today..." followed by some strange, often ridiculous reference.

heres a few samples: Premium Link Upgrade


I'd like to see some of you...YES YOU!, come up with some even funnier and more ridiculous ones.



Here's a few I thought up...all by myself.

I didn't get to where I am today...by looking a pictures of women who aren't nude.

I didn't get to where I am today...by stuffing ferrets down my trousers and saying 'whoops missus'

I didn't get to where I am today...By working every hour that God sends and never bunking off while the boss is away on holiday.





I think you get the gist of this thread...


btw: I didn't get to where I am today..by thinking up worthwhile, interesting threads that everyone will enjoy.
 

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