I can't *****

[STDiva]

I cannot for the life of me fall ******. I must have put almost 100 posts on here tonight.

I fapped. Thought that might help. Wrong

Threw some music on. Didn't help.

I even watched The Davinci Code. Nothing.


Tips and advice is needed. You will receive nothing in return, except for this.



:thumbsup:

 

[BlueBalls]

Try to stay awake, you'll be off in no time :thumbsup:

Or hit yourself in the head a few times

 

[Kil4Thril]

If I could help you, I wouldn't be posting here.

 

[Facetious]

Smoke Crack & Worship Satan

 

[hothannah]

Shush now. I think he's finally nodded off.

 

[Hot Mega]

Go buy a bottle of Nyquil, take a hot shower then take a dose of Nyquil, lay down....you WILL go to *****.

Or ***** a couple of servings of your favorite adult beverage to take your mind off of what ever the reason is you can't ***** and lay down.

The key is to lay down...

 

[kristoflaw10]

:*****: :*****: :*****:

:thumbsup:

 

[Wayvrn]

Wow, and to think I would resolve this with one word, "masturbate" and that obviously hasn't helped. Maybe, lay off the caffeine?

 

[cut]

better find your self a girls friend so you wont be siting here so long..

 

[Facetious]

Go buy a bottle of Nyquil, take a hot shower then take a dose of Nyquil, lay down....you WILL go to *****.

Sounds like a ChefChitown Remedy :rofl:

oops ! you forgot the 12 pack !

 

[Skyraider22]

Well it is 10:55 am if you are not alsleep man I can't help:dunno:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

1. ***** heavily

2. Read a Psychology 101 textbook

 

[Will E Worm]

I didn't go to ***** either, I just took a short ***.
I was offline last night from 8pm to about 1:30 or
2AM. Then I was back on until 11:00am. Then I was back online around noon.

:computer:

Smoke Crack & Worship Satan

:nono:

 

[maanlest]

watch porn and masturbate. remember masturbation is the key

 

[nylo]

The harder you try to fall ******, the less of a chance it gets. I had a similar situation where I was going through episodes of anxiety attacks and then at least once a week I'd have one night of unable to *****. The only thing I noticed that worked other than trying to use Tylenol PM is not to think about it. I usually just put on the TV or surfed the net and after about 2-3 hours I'd nod off...

best advice is don't think about it
relax and it will just happen on it own

 

[Priapus]

I cannot for the life of me fall ******. I must have put almost 100 posts on here tonight.

I fapped. Thought that might help. Wrong

Threw some music on. Didn't help.

I even watched The Davinci Code. Nothing.


Tips and advice is needed. You will receive nothing in return, except for this.



:thumbsup:

whoever you're doctor is go and see him and see if he won't prescribe you a medication called Trazadone it is a psychoactive compound that also is a ********, I take it and within 10-15 minutes it helps me get to *****.

Wikipedia Trazadone

 

[sigmund1898]

Have you tried reading a nonfiction book? That always wears out my brain.

 

[NECROW666]

Smoke Crack & Worship Satan

I 2nd that and if not crack Try Meth:glugglug:

 

[slither]

try herbal tea

 

[maildude]

It's better that you stay awake so that aliens can't take over your body.