I can't sleep

[STDiva]

I cannot for the life of me fall asleep. I must have put almost 100 posts on here tonight.

I fapped. Thought that might help. Wrong

Threw some music on. Didn't help.

I even watched The Davinci Code. Nothing.


Tips and advice is needed. You will receive nothing in return, except for this.



:thumbsup:

 

[BlueBalls]

Try to stay awake, you'll be off in no time :thumbsup:

Or hit yourself in the head a few times

 

[Kil4Thril]

If I could help you, I wouldn't be posting here.

 

[Facetious]

Smoke Crack & Worship Satan

 

[hothannah]

Shush now. I think he's finally nodded off.

 

[Hot Mega]

Go buy a bottle of Nyquil, take a hot shower then take a dose of Nyquil, lay down....you WILL go to sleep.

Or drink a couple of servings of your favorite adult beverage to take your mind off of what ever the reason is you can't sleep and lay down.

The key is to lay down...

 

[kristoflaw10]

:thumbsup:

 

[Wayvrn]

Wow, and to think I would resolve this with one word, "masturbate" and that obviously hasn't helped. Maybe, lay off the caffeine?

 

[cut]

better find your self a girls friend so you wont be siting here so long..

 

[Facetious]

Go buy a bottle of Nyquil, take a hot shower then take a dose of Nyquil, lay down....you WILL go to sleep.

Sounds like a ChefChitown Remedy :rofl:

oops ! you forgot the 12 pack !

 

[Skyraider22]

Well it is 10:55 am if you are not alsleep man I can't help:dunno:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

1. Drink heavily

2. Read a Psychology 101 textbook

 

[Will E Worm]

I didn't go to sleep either, I just took a short nap.
I was offline last night from 8pm to about 1:30 or
2AM. Then I was back on until 11:00am. Then I was back online around noon.

:computer:

Smoke Crack & Worship Satan

:nono:

 

[maanlest]

watch porn and masturbate. remember masturbation is the key

 

[nylo]

The harder you try to fall asleep, the less of a chance it gets. I had a similar situation where I was going through episodes of anxiety attacks and then at least once a week I'd have one night of unable to sleep. The only thing I noticed that worked other than trying to use Tylenol PM is not to think about it. I usually just put on the TV or surfed the net and after about 2-3 hours I'd nod off...

best advice is don't think about it
relax and it will just happen on it own

 

[Priapus]

I cannot for the life of me fall asleep. I must have put almost 100 posts on here tonight.

I fapped. Thought that might help. Wrong

Threw some music on. Didn't help.

I even watched The Davinci Code. Nothing.


Tips and advice is needed. You will receive nothing in return, except for this.



:thumbsup:

whoever you're doctor is go and see him and see if he won't prescribe you a medication called Trazadone it is a psychoactive compound that also is a sedative, I take it and within 10-15 minutes it helps me get to sleep.

Wikipedia Trazadone

 

[sigmund1898]

Have you tried reading a nonfiction book? That always wears out my brain.

 

[NECROW666]

Smoke Crack & Worship Satan

I 2nd that and if not crack Try Meth:glugglug:

 

[slither]

try herbal tea

 

[maildude]

It's better that you stay awake so that aliens can't take over your body.