"Light" beer?
Jeez ... what a homo.
I bet he pees a lot more than I do.
I bet he lives alone and his hand is his best friend.
he uses the cans as a fleshlight
No I think the best way is to just move.
Okay that may be very true but a person like that is lazy it's much easier to just leave everything and start fresh somewhere else.
Good pointyeah, but hes probably dirt poor from buying all that coors
Good point