I am pathetic...

Here is a damn good laugh for u guys. I came home from a night out and was checkin out freeones and **** when I heard some chicks outside. Looked out there and saw a few chicks in the distance and decided what the fuck i'll go talk to em. So I get there and they are hittin the **** bong. They were hot as well... So they asked me if I wanted some and I said sure. (THIS WAS AFTER LIKE 15 BEERS). So I fuckin gave it a shot and spit it up not one second after I tried. Needless to say they weren't impressed. I felt like a fuckin moron. Oh well, thought ya'll would enjoy the embarrasment of my dumbass. They eventually drifted indoors and I was left with a dry cock. FUCK!!!! :rofl: :hatsoff:
 

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