Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
... they bite me on the wiener. The other day I was out in the yard working in a pair of baggy shorts. The arousing musk and the beautiful sight of those dangling figs and plump sausage was too much for the whore mosquito to endure. I got bit and burned my bacon good this time. Got all red and itchy. The even better part is when I jump in the shower I take the handheld showerhead and shoot scalding hot water all over my business. It feels so good as the burning combines with the itching. If I leave it there long enough my eyes will roll to the back of my head and semen will ooze down my leg.