Hurricane Matthew

He's getting ready to fuck up my weekend.
Gotta start boarding up windows at home and my office


http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/
 
heres a thought tie a boat to the top and then you have a boat to espape in and an anchor to keep you in place.
lets you know where your supmerged house is.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I wouldn't worry too much. Everybody knows it's the hurricanes with lady names you gotta watch out for. Mostly.
 
Now the forecast models have this thing breaking right after it hits the carolinas and looping back south while gaining back strength for maybe another go at Florida. Matthew is a dick.
 
I'm in Florida but I'm on the West Coast. I don't believe it is going to hit right smack here, but you never know. Will probably get a lot of rain though.
Button up and stay safe man
 
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