how would you have been as a cowboy?

you know back in the old west?

what do you see yourself as back then, a rancher, outlaw, gambler, or just plain gunslinger?

would've been different living most people.







btw, Unforgiven is an great movie.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I would've been one of those dudes who thought he was really good with a pistol, but then would've gotten shot in the testicles during his first "duel". Yup, that sounds about right.
 
I would've been one of those dudes who thought he was really good with a pistol, but then would've gotten shot in the testicles during his first "duel". Yup, that sounds about right.

You sure that wasn't you and senob in Brokeback Mountain? :confused:
 
i would be the guy who went to all of you cowboys before a duel to get your measures. Long black hat included.
 
you never know, like lil bill was sayin most gunfighters try to draw too fast and miss.


this was for chef, but I type to slow
 
A bartender. Free drinks for everyone! :glugglug:

:Sits down, looks around, and calls AFA over:

I'll have a shot of moonshine, please. :)
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
You sure that wasn't you and senob in Brokeback Mountain? :confused:

No. I said "SHOT in the testicles", not "MOUTH KISSED on the testicles".

you never know, like lil bill was sayin most gunfighters try to draw too fast and miss.


this was for chef, but I type to slow

See, I probably wouldn't even be able to get my gun out of the holster. Actually, now that I think of it, I'd probably shoot my own thigh just trying to get my gun out.

I'm an uncoordinated pansy, is what I'm trying to say. :rolleyes:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
An outlaw...yep, defiantly an outlaw!
 
I was thinkin outlaw too, would be nice to have a gunfight with some of the people I've met.:violent:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I was thinkin outlaw too, would be nice to have a gunfight with some of the people I've met.:violent:

I was just thinkin about runnin around killin and steeling and fuckin, everyday!
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Doctor or Bartender. I like helping people.
 
In real life being a cowboy or usually just living in the Old West was continuous hard work and sucked. It wasn't like the movies.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
In real life being a cowboy or usually just living in the Old West was continuous hard work and sucked. It wasn't like the movies.

Well then, I see myself being a movie cowboy, where I can shoot up taverns and people named O'Malley.
 
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