I'm in an unfortunate geographic location because where I'm at it's ******* to have sex shops of any kind and I don't even think you can get things like fleshlights mailed to you. The closest sex store is like 2 hours away.
Anyways, I'm looking ideas for homemade masturbators. How fucking sad is that?
I've found this site: Premium Link Upgrade I thought pretty much all of those ideas sucked.
I've also heard of the idea of using a water wing with lube. You know what a water wing is don't you? The flotation device little **** use while in the pool,remember? That idea sounds promising. Has anybody here tried it?
Anybody have any other ideas?
****, I hope I don't get laughed at too much for this thread.
Anyways, I'm looking ideas for homemade masturbators. How fucking sad is that?
I've found this site: Premium Link Upgrade I thought pretty much all of those ideas sucked.
I've also heard of the idea of using a water wing with lube. You know what a water wing is don't you? The flotation device little **** use while in the pool,remember? That idea sounds promising. Has anybody here tried it?
Anybody have any other ideas?
****, I hope I don't get laughed at too much for this thread.
