How to masturbate with a banana

bts22222

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Go to the grocery store, pick out a banana that is wide, long, and straight (unless you are unfortunate enough to have a small, thin, and crooked dick). Go home, cut a straight line through the banana when it opens up to the thick part of itself. Mush up the banana and hollow it out. Next, you may have to cut a slit along the side of the banana if the banana is still too small. Put the banana in the microwave for 12 seconds. Go to freeones.com, find a good vid and enjoy!
 

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