I only post these because I recently tried to blow off this girl and she was really persistant so I had to pull out my entire arsenal...WHICH WAS USELESS:1orglaugh
1.) Ignore her and hope she goes away
2.) Be mean to her friend
3.) Insult her heritage
4.) Talk incessently about your wife or girlfriend
5.) Tell her you hope she finds what she's looking for
6.) Offer to hook her up with a friend
7.) ******* yourself in a slovenly manner
8.) Be rude and cheauvanistic
9.) Tell her she's nuts because your wife/gf is in the room....
10.) Get her involved in a conversation with the bartender and then leave
Finally I had to go with number 11....
TELL YOUR WIFE
MY gangsta bitch marked her territory faster than a Tiger during mating season...ooooooooooo....
She runs over to the owner of the bar (apparently he was trying to hit on drunky all night) and gets him to buy all of us drinks in about 30 seconds and then proceeds to chastise this chick for the rest of the night about how she couldn't feed her friends ******* with the owner hanging over her....
F-cking Brilliant... I love my wife.. :1orglaugh
1.) Ignore her and hope she goes away
2.) Be mean to her friend
3.) Insult her heritage
4.) Talk incessently about your wife or girlfriend
5.) Tell her you hope she finds what she's looking for
6.) Offer to hook her up with a friend
7.) ******* yourself in a slovenly manner
8.) Be rude and cheauvanistic
9.) Tell her she's nuts because your wife/gf is in the room....
10.) Get her involved in a conversation with the bartender and then leave
Finally I had to go with number 11....
TELL YOUR WIFE
MY gangsta bitch marked her territory faster than a Tiger during mating season...ooooooooooo....
She runs over to the owner of the bar (apparently he was trying to hit on drunky all night) and gets him to buy all of us drinks in about 30 seconds and then proceeds to chastise this chick for the rest of the night about how she couldn't feed her friends ******* with the owner hanging over her....
F-cking Brilliant... I love my wife.. :1orglaugh
