How to approach a hot girl?

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Wherever she goes, make sure you are there...but make sure you aren't in plane sight. Hide behind bushes and around corners. In fact, wearing a mask of some sorts is preferable.
Standing outside her window in the bushes at night is also considered "hot." And make sure you call her. A lot. Seven times an hour, at least...but whatever you do, don't say anything. Let her hang up, but not before you get some deep breaths in.
And finally, leave gifts at her front door for her to find, you know, like small dead animals, an ear, or Bruce Campbell.


Or, treat her like a normal human being, let her know you are a normal human being and talk with her instead of at her, finding some common interest and building on those.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Wherever she goes, make sure you are there...but make sure you aren't in plane sight. Hide behind bushes and around corners. In fact, wearing a mask of some sorts is preferable.
Standing outside her window in the bushes at night is also considered "hot." And make sure you call her. A lot. Seven times an hour, at least...but whatever you do, don't say anything. Let her hang up, but not before you get some deep breaths in.
And finally, leave gifts at her front door for her to find, you know, like small dead animals, an ear, or Bruce Campbell.


Or, treat her like a normal human being, let her know you are a normal human being and talk with her instead of at her, finding some common interest and building on those.
 
The key to approaching a hot girl is to think of all the ways she has been treated and approached before.
If she is "hot", she has obviously heard every pick up line, and every joke there is. Don't walk up and introduce yourself and make small talk.

Be kind of a smart ass. Let her know that her beauty doesn't phase you. Treat her like a normal girl, or better yet, an ugly girl. Be in control and she will have a slight attraction to you, even if it's 1%.

For instance, I was at a bar, and there was an attractive girl next to me, and a not so attractive girl behind her. I asked the bartender to give the lady (I pointed in her direction) her favorite drink. The hot girl started to say her drink order and wasn't too flattered (she's obviously been in this position before). I interrupted her and said, "Oh, sorry, I meant her" and pointed to the other girl who was shocked. I put a 5 and a few 1 dollar bills on the table and walked away. For the rest of the night the hot girl kept looking my way and walking by in front of me.

The key was that I treated her in a way she wasn't used to being treated. You'll stand out.

You plan on coming out with a book soon ? LOL

I'm with the other person its crazy but it just might work.

P.S whos that in your avi ? Sorry i know you must get asked like a 100 million times.
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
Hmm, she's a normal person. I wonder if just approaching her without over thinking works. Personality is your best option.
 

Facetious

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Re: How to approach a hot girl?

First off, you will need to develop a sufficient foundation for your own personal esteem, otherwise, you're gonna choke and really embarrass yourself. Why not mingle with chicks that aren't so intimidatingly gorgeous at first if not for a lifetime ? I'm telling you, they're much easier going, they're less expensive (cost less to maintain), their mood swings are less severe and they just make better companions than the one's that are always worried about their vanity all of the time.

''OMFG !!!!!! I cracked my artificial finger nail.... take me home now !!!!''
B:crying::crying: H:crying::crying:

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