How To Accidentally Throw A Furry Orgy Using Craigslist

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If you've got yourself a collection of care bears you probably want to add a few pictures of what you're offering to avoid confusing furries.
MINT CONDITION CARE BEARS! HOLY CRAP DUDE, THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

Bedtime Bear!!!!!
Love-A-Lot Bear!!!!!!

COME ON DOWN AND GET YOUR *&(@ING AMAZING BEARS. THIS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND’S ASS.
$20 OBO

The situation degenerated quickly after the first "buyer" appeared at his door and the author's recollections of the events had me laughing out loud.
 

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