How Quick Does Jennifer Lopez Make You Forget About Jennifer Garner?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[sj1]

JLo easy. Even better she got rid of Alex the dead weight.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

JLo easy. Even better she got rid of Alex the dead weight.

Dead weight, huh? Isn't there a pill for that?

JLo found a new rod to sit her ass upon.

 

[sj1]

No I mean what he did as a baseball player, begged for 2 big contracts, the last one being with the Yankees he still had a few years left on his contract, but wanted another longer more $ contract. Yankees said they would not sign him to a new one which they eventually did and they fought to get the last few years of the money back. He knocked the ball out of the pitcher's glove at first and yelled "I got it" on a pop up while running to 3rd. He took PEDS and there was some other things he did that was just selfish and lost respect for him as a baseball player. The first 2 or 3 years with Mariners I liked but then he got greedy and a bad sport.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

No I mean what he did as a baseball player, begged for 2 big contracts, the last one being with the Yankees he still had a few years left on his contract, but wanted another longer more $ contract. Yankees said they would not sign him to a new one which they eventually did and they fought to get the last few years of the money back. He knocked the ball out of the pitcher's glove at first and yelled "I got it" on a pop up while running to 3rd. He took PEDS and there was some other things he did that was just selfish and lost respect for him as a baseball player. The first 2 or 3 years with Mariners I liked but then he got greedy and a bad sport.

Oh, that makes things entirely different.

Still, that ass tho. Imagine that bony Hillbilly ex-wife of Ben Affleck trying that.

 

[sj1]

Oh I know she is damn hot and sexy. I love this Summer how so many fine women having been posting risky photos or bikini pics. Like JLo, Halle Berry, Gabrielle Union, Stephanie Seymour and many more.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Salma Hayek too. I have a thing for Latin ladies. They gave me my first confused boners in Catholic School.

 

[sj1]

Damn how did I forget Salma Hayek, now that is a woman.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Damn how did I forget Salma Hayek, now that is a woman.

I bet she'll be hot when she's 70. She's been the hottest actress to me since Desperado. I was freaked out how sexy she was and lost my mind when she took her clothes off.

 

[Johan]

Damn how did I forget Salma Hayek, now that is a woman.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Johan, ever find a nice Mexican girl up there to insert your penis into? Thanks for the Salma Clip too.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

She doesn't, never thought she was sexy, or special, and hot Rumor has it, she can be a total bitch to people, she feels are beneath her.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

She doesn't, never thought she was sexy, or special, and hot Rumor has it, she can be a total bitch to people, she feels are beneath her.

Jennifer Lopez or Salma Hayek? Not sure who. My money is on JLo being who you're referring to. Was I right?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Here is joke...

What happens when a Mexican comes into money? He becomes Spanish.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Yeah, Selma Hayek is smokin hot.

Actually, all a Mexican is, is a Spaniard and a Native American....remember that guy Cortez? Neil Young wrote a song about him.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Yeah, Selma Hayek is smokin hot.

Actually, all a Mexican is, is a Spaniard and a Native American....remember that guy Cortez? Neil Young wrote a song about him.

Isn't there a racial transformation surgical procedure named after Sammy Sosa? He went from looking like Rick Ross to Ricky Ricardo. He'll end up looking like Walter Mercado one day.

 

[gmase]

Yeah, Selma Hayek is smokin hot.

Actually, all a Mexican is, is a Spaniard and a Native American....remember that guy Cortez? Neil Young wrote a song about him.

A fine song too:

Salma Hayek too. I have a thing for Latin ladies. They gave me my first confused boners in Catholic School.

I am not Catholic, but the local Catholics were either Irish, Italian, or eastern European Orthodox.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

The live version from "Live Rust", is my preferred version. And yeah, it is a great song....but not as good as "Cowboy In The Sand", I think anyhow. The long electric version.

 

[gmase]

The live version from "Live Rust", is my preferred version. And yeah, it is a great song....but not as good as "Cowboy In The Sand", I think anyhow. The long electric version.

This version? It is probably my most-played Neil Young song.

Live Rust is a classic.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

No, I've never heard that version, I was referring to the version on "Decade". It's not live, but it's a longer electric version, compared to the short acoustic version from WAY BACK when. I'll listen to this one again, it was good, I'll just bookmark it in a music folder.