How many presents?

How many presents are there under your Christmas tree?
I went to my parents earlier today and it was such a pile underneath! :surprise:
I HAD to count them. Result 56 presents! :facepalm::rolleyes:
Under our tree here are just 12 real presents and another 18 small and cheap ones for friends coming over for our yearly winter BBQ this Sunday.


How many presents are there all together under the tree at your place?
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Don't even have a tree! :(

Currently on my ground are 4 parcels. I'm waiting to get 3 more. And they're all for me! :D

Oh and I have a little present for my ***.
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
We have one gift under the living room table, its wrapped in bubble paper

J/K too many gifts to count under the tree, most of them are for my spoiled nephew though :1orglaugh
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
No tree, but I have like thirty for my two nieces on the lazyboy and I took over like twenty five to my ******'s for everyone else.

I was fortunate this year to give a few extra.
 

Patrick_S

persona non grata
I have no christmas tree, and i´m spending christmas at my grandparents so i have no idea how many presents there are under their tree.
 
My girlfriend & I wanted to get a tree, but neither of our families would have it. Actually, we just like the adventure of driving out to the middle of nowhere to saw one down ourselves, not actually having the tree!

I have a present to my girlfriend, one to her ***, one to her *******, one to my ***, one to my ***... All sitting unwrapped in their shipping packages/my backpack. I still need to figure something to buy for my *******, then I'm done. Oh ****, it's Christmas eve already. Bah... Whatever. I'm almost ***** anyway. I will wrap **** after I get my ******* something, then go [wrap] throw the packages... Somewhere.

Oh yeah. How many presents? Well, after my *******, that = 6. Fuck yeah, easy holiday.
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
I don't have a Christmas tree up at my place. I took it to work to set it up because I was moving and felt no need to put a tree up at my apartment 5 days before Christmas.

I have 3 presents for people. That's it. I'm broke. I'm going to visit my *** today, and I know she won't have any for me because they're broke too since they're unemployed. All I need for Christmas this year is my ******.
 
I have another question for this thread.
How many presents do you buy for your girlfriend/man/wife/***/********/***/***/friends?
Just one expensive one or more small and cheaper ones?

I bought three small ones for my ********.
Two expensive ones and one cheap one for my wife.
For *** and *** I bought two cheap ones each and for my ****** one single cheap one.
 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
None.

Due to my 3 year old nephew, our ****** did our gift giving at Sinterklaas. Once he gets a little older, I'm planning on giving him 1 or 2 gifts at our house, under our tree, because the 'kerstman' from America left them for him. ;-)
 

Supafly

Logged Off 4 Freedom of Speech Restrictions
Bronze Member
I celebrated with my mum, my sisters were at their hubbys families.

We had a wooden 2-D model of a christmas tree, and under it were 3 + 5 presents. The 4th present I gave my mum was her wish, I cooked for her. Made hot pockets from puff pastry, with salmon with choice vegetables, french carots and some chutneys.

I was very happy she gave me the brandnew Terry Pratchett book, called '*****', and, no, it is not about ********* women. (Click here if you really want to know what *****-Films really are. Not for weak stomaches)
 
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