How Many Of You Fellas Learned About The Sex From Pornography Instead Of From Your Parents?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I don't mean your parents unleashing their hog or offering up their flounder to you but did your parents teach you about the birds and the bees? My parents were incredible failures who left this once chubby and innocent Catholic School Boy to fend for himself. The day I learned about 69 was also the day I learned about B&E. Me and my buddy were both in Junior High School. He lived next door to the block pervert who we knew couldn't call the cops for any reason. I broke into his shed and unearthed a massive discovery. I was a horny kid with a mighty foot but was looked at as a master safe-cracker now. Pulled out a nice box of VHS tapes. I remember sitting on the couch watching and my buddy asks me, "Hey, what's that white stuff?" I tried to act more experienced and worldly but I was a bit grossed out. Now, at 46, the things that used to make me vomit now make me ejaculate. I don't have a shed but I do have several 2 TB Hard Drives set aside for weird and weirder porno labeled on a 1-10 scale for weirdness.

 

[The Yak]

Count me in. My parents never offered any kind of information on this subject. If it hadn't been for internet access during middle and early high school, my first sexual experiences would have been even more awkward and humiliating. Thanks to porn, I at least knew where to put it.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Thanks to porn, I at least knew where to put it.

Thanks also to the porno ladies who teach us where our semen should end up. Most of the gals I date disagree until I show them irrefutable video evidence revealing attractive ladies smiling while having filth shot across their grill and peepers.

 

[sean miguel]

Same here. No birds and the bees for me. Instead it was playboy and penthouse and at a very early age.

You know when you're five and and the inevitable show me yours I'll show you mine scenario plays out? And I was never the instigator but always thought it sounded like a swell idea. Well add a stack of her dad's fuck books and me and her re-creating some of those positions. While in the 69 I didn't know what the hell I was supposed to be doing but I just knew I liked it. Then her mom walks in and starts screaming. Then I'm at dinner having to explain to my parents what exactly I thought I was doing. Those moments were literally the last my parents and I talked on that subject. From puberty on, it was porn, my mom finding then confiscating my porn without a word about it spoken, to having to leave my bedroom door open when my girlfriend would come over.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

School sex ed told me about the VERY basics before I'd be old enough to try it. The hard penis, the sperm to the vagina business. But I thought the sperm would have to travel through the air to get to the vagina or something, until I saw Look Who's Talking and had to ask mother what exactly was happening when the sperm were shown swimming along. Thankfully it wasn't long after that I saw porn for the first time and understood all too well. In terms of doing sex properly, I learned plenty from magazines and Dear Deirdre long before the internet came along for me to watch porn all the time. Although the biggest contributor to my repertoire and skill is from paying attention to the women I've been with.

Hilariously thanks to the wonder of the internet and IAFD, I've actually located the first porn scene I ever saw on a friend's grainy tape. It was 1985's "Rich Bitch."
http://img44.imagevenue.com/img.php...n_Hart_-_Rich_Bitch_1985-ge_sc7_123_209lo.jpg

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I remember when my mom found my porno magazine collection. It was right next to the bong. At least I was able to use one item to distract the other with so it was difficult to corner me on either. My mom always referred to me as a "Philadelphia Jailhouse Lawyer". I thought of her as an incompetent prosecutor not knowing shit about chain of evidence nor minimal but adequate deniability.

 

[johnnyv0523]

Never got the talk. Had to find out the hard way it isn't normal to always play to the camera and finish on a girl's face.

 

[Sicario]

My parents were so fucking cool that they actually gave my uncles permission to show me porn so I can learn all about the birds and the bees back in 7th grade. impdaddy

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My parents were so fucking cool that they actually gave my uncles permission to show me porn so I can learn all about the birds and the bees back in 7th grade. impdaddy

That's some uncle. Did they send you over at random times knowing he's a shut-in that watches porn 24/7? Were the pork rinds any good?

 

[Harley Spencer]

No birds and the bees talk for me either. I think I first discovered what sex was by seeing sex scenes in movies, then delved into watching porn.

 

[Lacey Black]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8068063, member: 579739"]I first discovered what sex was by seeing sex scenes in movies, then delved into watching porn.

Same here. No sex talk from parents and barely learned anything in sex ed.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

I learned about it from watching squiggly line Cinemax movies at 1am on Friday nights. Occasionally a boob would slip in there...big score when that happened...

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I imagine my first knowledge of sex came from friends. But since they were young and stupid that wasn't exactly informative. After that came R-rated movies. Since they cut away, not real informative either. Then came the initial birds and the bees talk which was vague and confusing and uncomfortable, and still not very informative. Then came porn, which was informative but misleading. Then came the second birds and the bees talk, which was less vague, more informative, and substantially more uncomfortable. Then sex ed which was... more technical than helpful. Then came losing my virginity which was... kind of a drunken blur, and she tasted vaguely of vomit, so not the most pleasant nor romantic experience, but ultimately that's when I finally really started to get the idea of what it was all about.

:dunno:

 

[HehehehehehehehehehahaHyena]

Daddy taught me everything...

...the hard way...

:crying:
No daddy no! No means no! :bawling:

 

[AgentRaven77]

My dad talked to me about sex in all, after I read some of his Hustlers magazine because I was around 13. He told me about the AIDS , used of condoms and not to get an girl pregnant. BTW what ever happen to sex ed classes in school, but now with tube sites an 13 year old can watch porn on there computer.

 

[luis1972]

I learned from my older brother

 

[LucyOHara]

I learned about sex stuff from perverted band friends. I first found out what a boner was when my teacher was trying to get me to use one of the schools trigger trombones. I said "No thanks, I like my 'boner." (Which is what the other band guys called it.) She told me to watch my language, and I had to ask someone why that was a bad word. -_-

The first time I SAW someone having sex was at a sleepover. I walked in on a friends older sister and her boyfriend doing it on the couch, drunk.

 

[CtexsinsChelle]

Well I am not a fella But hey I will pipe in..... LOL MY parents were prudes. Mother was strictly missionary style. I wasn't raised by my natural father but turns out my sex drive seems to come from his side of the family. LOL

I learned most from watching porn with my boyfriend and research !! LOL reading whatever books I could find, articles or whatever LOL.

 

[Deepcover]

I learned about it from watching squiggly line Cinemax movies at 1am on Friday nights. Occasionally a boob would slip in there...big score when that happened...

That's pretty much how I first learned by watching the squiggly negatives on PPV (Pay-per-view)
What fascinated me the most was that ppl could actually earn a living by having sex in front of the camera.

 

[ban-one]

Not so much pornography (that provided things like positions, the idea to cum on her and not just in her, and that I liked the female orgasm enough to want to learn to make it happen) and definitely not parents, and the other boys my age talked a big game but with what I know now, they were idiots who probably never gave their girls orgasms. And the school sex ed was like the most useless waste of time, providing just enough information on the mechanics to procreate, which I already knew from other means, but not how to make it good and certainly not how to make the girl cum.

Some was research on the internet, but I'd say I learned the most from the second girl I ever had sex with, as I was like the second or third guy she'd been with and she had the same lack of good, useful knowledge, so neither of us really knew much about the opposite sex or what we were doing, and we helped each other out because we thought it was supposed to be better and we knew ourselves. And over time, it did become much better. And had we not gone to separate colleges, we might still be together now.