How Many Of You Fellas Have A Mustache(Just A Mustache)?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I have a shaved head and I either keep my face clean shaven or grow a full beard. I look terrible with a mustache so I don't bother. I've always wanted to be able to grow an evil black mustache.

 

[sean miguel]

full head of hair but cannot grow any kind of appreciable facial hair. genetics. I'd love to grow an 80's porn stache and give free mustache rides. but alas.

it's the thought that counts.

 

[babybattersplatter]

get nothing but complaints from girls about facial hair sticking and poking their sensitive parts during sex

 

[ban-one]

Nope, too muggy to have facial hair and if I go too long between shaves, the hairs start to bug me at about 1/8 of an inch

 

[ApolloBalboa]

full head of hair but cannot grow any kind of appreciable facial hair. genetics. I'd love to grow an 80's porn stache and give free mustache rides. but alas.

it's the thought that counts.

The same deal with me (regarding genetics), though I'd rather grow out a nice handlebar or Snidley Whiplash-type dealie.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I look like a narc from the 1970s with a mustache. I have plenty of facial hair but there might be something about my mouth being too narrow or that my nose is too close to my upper lip. Not sure. I can grow a nice full terrorist beard though.

 

[Rane1071]

Nope. The closest I ever came was to a Chuck Norris style beard etc.
Didn't like it, plus that 'third fist' gets you into trouble.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I look like a narc from the 1970s with a mustache. I have plenty of facial hair but there might be something about my mouth being too narrow or that my nose is too close to my upper lip. Not sure. I can grow a nice full terrorist beard though.

Pics/tits or GTFO.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Pics/tits or GTFO.

My wife is the only one who gets the joy of seeing my bearded tits.