How Long Do You Date A Gal Before It's OK To Cut The Cheese In Front Of Her?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

This one gal I went out with I really liked. We'd go out to dinner and I'm a gentleman so I open her door and let her in always. This gives me enough opportunity to be a stealthy clod and fart all over one of the rear tires. I kept the routine up for some time. About 3 months in we're over at her place one night. She lets loose a tiny little squeaker fart knowing I heard it then tries to make it into a cute thing using Drew Barrymore-type baby talk. I grinned back at her like a stoner and lifted my leg aiming my evil sulfur blast at her baby-blues. I sank her Battleship with one shot and the relationship altered course after that. We never saw land or the wedding chapel.

 

[Will E Worm]

It depends on when I want a sandwich.

 

[RASQ]

It depends on when I want a sandwich.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

First date. If she doesn't flinch, she's a keeper.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

First date. If she doesn't flinch, she's a keeper.

Why not perform a home invasion before the first date and attack her with your methane while she's still in the shower? Eat a couple Egg McMuffins in the car on the way over.

 

[luis1972]

First date of course

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

First date of course

Right after she pulls her dick out of you.

"Chico, no getting your mole' sauce all over my chorizo."

 

[monkeyspanky45]

Beware the rat women

 

[bobjustbob]

Depends on the women. Some always look like they just smelled a fart.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Depends on the women. Some always look like they just smelled a fart.

They should have Law & Order: SBDs. Stabler and Benson smoking out all the fumes that trouble and torment the good people of New York City frantically trying to stop and apprehend the flatulent vermin that prey upon the nasal passages of the most vulnerable and innocent.

"I smell a SBD in progress."

 

[blindedinchains]

I know I'll be in the minority, but I'd say never.

 

[alexpnz]

I have done extensive research on this very topic and have even started a thread or two about my findings.

Bottom line, after the second date, let a vicious one rip in front of her.

If she gags and runs, let her.
If she giggles and stays in there, shes a ride or die chick, indeed.

Now, if she lifts her leg and blows her drawers off, run to the altar immediately!

Disclaimer!!!
All the above applies only of she is smokin hot!!!
Hope I helped. :hatsoff: