How I can I seal the deal? Really new to this stuff!

I just started talking to this girl that I went to high school with. I told her that I wanted to get to know her better and five mins later she gave me her number. We talked for 3 hours on facebook.I clicked on one of her facebook pics and the pic shows her wearing a t-shirt that says ''eat my pussy''. The next day she sent me a text that read send me a pic. She then called my phone and sent me another message on facebook. She gave me her email and I sent her two pictures of my dick. She told me that if I had a car,we would have already had sex. I've only had sex one time in my life,so I'm still learning. She then said that we could do something this weekend. How can I get this chick in bed with me? She keeps saying that she's horny,but we both have to get ready for college which starts in a couple of weeks. I really want to fuck her bad! Any help would do wonders for me.
 

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All I can say is this is one girl you definitely want to wear a rubber with. Probably two with saran wrap wrapped over 7 times. Then after you have sex, just might as well burn your dick off to save your own life.


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Ask if you can crucify her? If she says yes, then the deal is sealed. If she says no, then kick her in the teeth and have her gum you.

If neither of those works, I have a few more ideas that might help you.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
hmmmm?
well first you need to get together with her.
then you need to be in a place preferably alone with her and with a bed or couch or some sort of furniture if possible.
then you remove your articles of clothing.
after that have her do something that will give your penis an "erection".
this could be a variety of things including "jerking you off" or giving you a "blowjob".
once "erection" is achieved you put in inside her "vagina".
Once erect penis has entered vagina you push it in and out in a thrusting movement until "orgasm" is achieved by you.

once orgasm has been achieved you get dressed and say to her, " wow look at the time. I'd love to stay but I have an
early meeting tomorrow. You're a super girl, though. I'll
call you sometime".
 
Tell her you started a thread about her on a porn based message board, the subject of which was to ask for the other members there to suggest the best method they could think of that would allow you to get her into the sack.

If she isn't impressed by that, maybe it wasn't meant to be.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Rohypnol? :dunno:
 

JayJohn85

Banned
Like all good business arrangements.....You start with a meal....You end with benjamins....Result lmfao
 

FrostyBoy

Banned
The chick is wearing a shirt that says, "Eat My Pussy", and you're wondering how to get her into bed?





































OK, what am I missing? :dunno:
 
the part I am missing is when she said "if I had a car,we would have sex already" What did you do laugh when she said it? Why did you not respond with a I will borrow a car and pick you up at ....
 
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