how does a pussy clean itself off of the cum inside it?

[BCT]

This thread is dirty.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

This thread is dirty.

You should read Wetlands by Charlotte Roche. The narrator chewing her fingernails and tasting the cum from the previous night or feeling some still seeping out because she hasn't showered yet are probably two of the least disgusting things in the novel. I feel quite guilty allowing myself to become aroused reading it.

 

[himperv203]

you need to wash her up with a garden hose later LOL

 

[JaanaRuutu]

you need to wash her up with a garden hose later LOL

That..that might kill me.

 

[The Yak]

Vaginas are like self cleaning ovens. They produce discharge that cleans the inside, and yes, it leaks out. Check your moms panties before she washes them and you'll see the little white stains.

There is not enough liquor and therapy in the world.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Love Harley no-selling bobs' dried-semen-baby science to talk douches as though that part were fine, correct and not worthy of correction. Sex Edumacation class was never so detailed.

There is not enough liquor and therapy in the world.

I reckon that line was 100% intended for the OP, who Ashleigh assumes is still living with his mama. I concur.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Love Harley no-selling bobs' dried-semen-baby science to talk douches as though that part were fine, correct and not worthy of correction. Sex Edumacation class was never so detailed.



I reckon that line was 100% intended for the OP, who Ashleigh assumes is still living with his mama. I concur.

lol what? I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. Oooh Stiffy.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

lol what? I have no idea what that was supposed to mean.

Oh, OK. Maybe its just my sense of humour but I found this exchange hilarious.

bobs said -

Simple wiping and washing does not completely eliminate the semen from the inside of a woman. A flushing of the cavity in the form of a douche will flush and kill the little boys that swim. Those that do not douche run the risk of buildup. Over the course of time this dried semen collects and thus forms a baby.

You reacted to that bit, with your reply :

I have never once used a douche and never intend to use one.

But didn't react at all to what came at the end :

Simple wiping and washing does not completely eliminate the semen from the inside of a woman. A flushing of the cavity in the form of a douche will flush and kill the little boys that swim. Those that do not douche run the risk of buildup. Over the course of time this dried semen collects and thus forms a baby.

This tickled me because your replying to the douche issue but ignoring that bit, I imagined to be a silent "Yes, of course, everybody knows that." :yesyes: Which I found hilarious. Maybe I still have last night's alcohol in my system. At a rate of breaking down one unit per hour (or so I'm told) it's highly possible.

Random fact - if say "douche" to a random British person that doesn't discuss feminine hygiene with North Americans on the Internet, they won't have the foggiest idea what you're talking about. It's an alien concept to us.

Oooh Stiffy.

Gumdrops, I could interpret this a couple of ways. I choose..... yup, that's going in the bank.

 

[newuser990]

Vaginas are like self cleaning ovens. They produce discharge that cleans the inside, and yes, it leaks out. Check your moms panties before she washes them and you'll see the little white stains.

or i can come check your mom's panty.right?

I reckon that line was 100% intended for the OP, who Ashleigh assumes is still living with his mama. I concur.

i dont remember but sorry if i insulted you somehow.

 

[newuser990]

You know that yummy white gooey stuff that girls leak from their hoo-has, which you most likely associate with her wanting to jump your bones? That's what cleans it.

What the hell do you think tampons are for?

Pfft.

from my little understanding that is once in a month thing.right?
it is not like they leak every day to get rid of last night cum?

i think we need someone who knows a pussy inside out.where are all the pussy doctors

 

[newuser990]

It's called soap and water. Ever hear of a shower, or a bath? Most girls you would want to have any part of, do it on a daily basis...sometimes twice a day.

we are talking about insides,not exterior.

I don't ask useless and senseless questions unlike you which avoids me to get ridiculous and ridiculed by others. So your point isn't valid.

yup,that is what everyone should care about,not to get ridiculed in online world.

 

[mokbel69]

I thought the vagina was like a second mouth. And that everything that goes in there gets digested. Its why I'm still a virgin, because pussies have teeth! I ain't risking my penis to that! Well at least that's what my mummy and priest told me.....why would they lie to me?

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

i dont remember but sorry if i insulted you somehow.

You didn't insult me, I just assumed you were a teenager from the nature of the post. And I still do.

or i can come check your mom's panty.right?

from my little understanding that is once in a month thing.right?

i think we need someone who knows a pussy inside out.where are all the pussy doctors

we are talking about insides,not exterior.

Troubling.

 

[newuser990]

You didn't insult me, I just assumed you were a teenager from the nature of the post. And I still do.
.

And whats the BIG deal if i am a teenager.(other than not allowed on this forum if not 18)
you are making it sound like teens come from jupiter.

based on the reply and maturity i see in some members i think this forum is full of teens.

Troubling.

really.those are troubling to you.WOW

i may have tried to make it a little humorous.thats it.

and Ms SpexyAshleigh deserved that reply...maybe more than that.

 

[TheAdmiral]

*increases post count*

 

[BigSwede]

and Ms SpexyAshleigh deserved that reply...maybe more than that.

I would suggest that you just leave it at that.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I would suggest that you just leave it at that.

No, no! I think he should continue bashing her. It's a sure way to get him banned.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Lets just get this out there - you're either young and uneducated on female anatomy, or you're a virgin and uneducated on female anatomy. Which is it? To save your ego, I assumed the former and answered your original question, whilst also giving you directions on where to find proof of my answer...a treasure map of sorts...so the only thing I deserve is a "thank you SpexyAshleigh for your informative answer"

And for the record, my Mom only lets guys with dicks bigger than my dad into her panties. Sorry brah.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Lets just get this out there - you're either young and uneducated on female anatomy, or you're a virgin and uneducated on female anatomy. Which is it? To save your ego, I assumed the former and answered your original question, whilst also giving you directions on where to find proof of my answer...a treasure map of sorts...so the only thing I deserve is a "thank you SpexyAshleigh for your informative answer"

And for the record, my Mom only lets guys with dicks bigger than my dad into her panties. Sorry brah.

 

[georges]

Lets just get this out there - you're either young and uneducated on female anatomy, or you're a virgin and uneducated on female anatomy. Which is it? To save your ego, I assumed the former and answered your original question, whilst also giving you directions on where to find proof of my answer...a treasure map of sorts...so the only thing I deserve is a "thank you SpexyAshleigh for your informative answer"

And for the record, my Mom only lets guys with dicks bigger than my dad into her panties. Sorry brah.

excellent reply madam, I applaud :clap: