How Broke Is Evander Holyfield?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Watching him and Mitt Romney on Hannity right now promoting the "big fight". As a pro wrestling fan I'm outraged at how fake it is. Evander is no Don King either and Mitt is sitting there like Thurston Howell III completely unconcerned about receiving any damage. I guess it's still less shameless than politics. If this is one of Mitt Romney's goofy schemes at making himself likeable it's really backfiring. Wonder if he'll wear a suit in the ring too.

 

[assari]

Which one of them win if they step into the ring?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Which one of them win if they step into the ring?

Whoever has the most children conceived while actually married also being less desperate for cash and less likely to do a furniture rental commercial. Evander's taking a dive like one of The Hardy Boys in the early 90s.

"I so confuse. Broke like MC Hammer too. You say 'fall', I say 'how low'?"