Homeland Security's Panty Raid

[Xombie3000]

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/10/23/kansas-city-lingerie-shopowners-in-twist-after-homeland-security-panty-raid/

When two burly men walked into a Missouri women's underwear store Tuesday, the owners didn't think much of it -- until the pair flashed their Homeland Security badges and confiscated several dozen panties bearing the initials "KC" in honor of the Kansas City Royals.

Danielle Meister, co-owner of Birdies Panties shop, said the undercover agents seized the lingerie, claiming the store ******** copyright laws by selling underwear with "Take the Crown" and "KC" printed across the rear. Meister and her business partner, Peregrine Honig, said they wanted to celebrate the success of their hometown team -- which on Wednesday night beat the San Francisco Giants to tie the World Series at one game apiece -- by designing the panties.

Major League Baseball spokesman Matt Bourne said *********** merchandise is a serious problem.

"We support [Homeland Security's] efforts to protect fans from purchasing *********** tickets and merchandise while protecting legitimate businesses that are authorized to conduct those activities," Bourne said.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Hats off to those clowns. They have deterred a dire threat to national security. Fucking Homeland Security. That is the most third reich-ey sounding name of any department I've ever heard. And fucking useless, as well. They could have hired one fucking guy or a group of people to liaise with *************** and intelligence services instead of this monstrosity. Utterly fucking useless.

 

[MustBeGood]

"We support [Homeland Security's] efforts to protect fans from purchasing *********** tickets and merchandise while protecting legitimate businesses that are authorized to conduct those activities," Bourne said.

Ha ha! MLB just wants to milk the fans with the high price merchandise like the tickets in Kansas City. Lowest ticket price at The K was $400 for a seat. In the nose ******. Unreal.

Better off watching it on TV as many most likely charged them on a credit card that will increase the overall price when the interest kicks in.