Hit It Big & I'm Retiring!

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
I feel compelled to tell you all that I have just been awarded a cash payment of $3.5 million US dollars from the Bank of Ghana!!! I will now be retiring and living the life of luxury that I so richly deserve. I submitted my resignation to my employer this morning and expect to have the funds transferred into my bank account any day now. Just so you know I am serious, here is a copy of the email I received from a prominent doctor in Ghana who directs their foreign operations in the ATM Card Department:

From: Dr Jibril Aminu
Director, Foreign Operation
ATM Card Dept
Bank of Ghana

Attn: Sir.

Prior to your Account normalization of your banking details has been delayed by International Monetary Fund (IMF) and Financial Services Authority. This has made it necessary for your payment to be programmed into HSBC Corporate Visa Card.

In this regard, the (ECOWAS) authority had instructed us to pay you your part payment of us $3.5 Million Dollars only) Three million, Five Hundred thousand united states Dollars, and it will be programmed in HSBC corporate Visa Card and send to you follow by the balance as schedule.

Therefore, the Bank of Ghana; working relationship with HSBC London has concluded to issue you a CORPORATE VISA CARD where your payment will be uploaded. This will now enable you either download your payment at any ATM Machine or at your bank. In conclusion, call me immediately you receive this message so that I will direct you properly for details;confirm your private phone/fax number so that we can as well reach you.

Call me if you have any question.

Regards,
Dr Jibril Aminu


I'll see you at the Polo Club!
 
many like that on MySpace, ...

Best one is the one where you need to send money so that they can afford the trip to the Bank ...:1orglaugh
 
Man, you are so lucky! I swear I've gotten an email from that same guy. Be patient, it may take a while to get your funds. I haven't got mine yet but he promised it will be here soon, and I believe him!
 
Wow! I didn't know you could withdraw 3.5 million dollars at an ATM machine!
 
How the hell that poor country Ghana can waste $ 3.5 million?! lol

Zimbabwe offered me 1,000,000,000,000,000.00 ZWDs (imagine 11,378,472,550.24 ZWDs=1 USD). They mixed up the dollars and calculated the wrong dollar on purpose! lol :D
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
that is so weird he emailed me and told me the same thing!! I can't even remember how long ago it was.. I am still waiting! but I know its coming any day now? I run to greet the mail carrier everyday! :dunno::hatsoff:

still waiting!! :mail::rofl2:
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
that is so weird he emailed me and told me the same thing!! I can't even remember how long ago it was.. I am still waiting! but I know its coming any day now? I run to greet the mail carrier everyday! :dunno::hatsoff:

still waiting!! :mail::rofl2:


Wow! What a coincidence!!!

:eek:
 
LOL - Good for you brother spend it wisely! But seriously, I read somewhere that to retire completely and live comfortably for the rest of your days, you would need around 8.5 million AFTER taxes! Oh the high cost of livin'.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
LOL - Good for you brother spend it wisely! But seriously, I read somewhere that to retire completely and live comfortably for the rest of your days, you would need around 8.5 million AFTER taxes! Oh the high cost of livin'.

Maybe so but I'm willing to give it a shot anyway. I'm counting on the fact that I have taken really shitty care of myself all these years finally paying off so I probably don't have that many years left anyway. $3.5 million ought to be PLENTY.

:D
 
And to think that I also got this very same email from Dr. Jibril Aminu, but I tossed it and deleted it from my inbox...:crash: :(

Shucks...my loss is your gain. :nanner:
 
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