Hey, Guess What The Cat Just Did? (2021 Edition)

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My 2 Orangey littermates are silly little rascals. When I grab my bong to smoke the male walks away not being interested. My female cat, *****'s Little Girl, makes sure to jump up so she can get a full blast of weed smoke. I think she likes it more than cat nip.

 

[D-rock]

If they are anything like my ****** members' cats they will have an uncanny ability to step on your nuts every time they walk across your lap while your half ****** in a chair.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If they are anything like my ****** members' cats they will have an uncanny ability to step on your nuts every time they walk across your lap while your half ****** in a chair.

They step on your nuts then flash their starfish to taunt you after the fact.

My large male cat stands on my chest and pummels me while I ***** until I **** up to let me know he wants to fall ****** in my arms.

I raised those little monsters from babies. I am the doctor who created the monstrosity though.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I have to keep a barrier in the hallway to keep the newest cat away from my bedroom door because she will cry for attention and **** me up. Today, I got up, heard her in the living room and I told her I'd be out to see her in a minute. Naturally, she barreled through the barrier and started ****** for me. The barrier, as it turns out, was clearly only for show.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I have to keep a barrier in the hallway to keep the newest cat away from my bedroom door because she will cry for attention and **** me up. Today, I got up, heard her in the living room and I told her I'd be out to see her in a minute. Naturally, she barreled through the barrier and started ****** for me. The barrier, as it turns out, was clearly only for show.

Since she is the newest cat is your goal to integrate her with the other cat(s) you have? If so how is that going? Your new girl seems nice and friendly.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Since she is the newest cat is your goal to integrate her with the other cat(s) you have? If so how is that going? Your new girl seems nice and friendly.

We just integrated some kittens, and she came along. She arrived extremely shy, so I'm still getting her used to the house before the other kittens. She's doing well, but yeah, she's turning out to be a real sweetie. I'd have her in my room, but she's way too interested in my hamster.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

We just integrated some kittens, and she came along. She arrived extremely shy, so I'm still getting her used to the house before the other kittens. She's doing well, but yeah, she's turning out to be a real sweetie. I'd have her in my room, but she's way too interested in my hamster.

Seems like just a matter of time. Once she's finally settled she will be good and content forever. Good luck to the hamster also.

We want to get a dog. I want another Akita. Had one before and he was great. I spent all last year looking at breeders but couldn't find what I wanted. I will continue again this year. The Akita I had before was a big, mellow guy and a very patient Kindergarten Cop around mischievous cats.

My female cat is very sweet and submissive. It would be easy to socialize an ****** with her. My boy, on the other hand, the only male in a litter of 6, is a lovable tyrant but still a tyrant. Socializing a puppy with him will be more challenging and require supervision.

 

[maildude]

🚬🚬Man...all cats must be the same. Except for the bong part. 🚬🚬

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

One thing that’s similar is you can leave cats home alone for a 3 day weekend trip. Just leave enough food and water with a freshly cleaned litter box. My 2 littermates keep each other company and don’t get bored or lonely.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My female Orange Tabby has been so sweet lately if you pet her for too long you'd get diabetes. Nice little girl.

 

[xfire]

 

[Mr. Daystar]

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I gotta say, after owning cats....as much as one can own a cat....for 40 some odd years, and I never thought of it that way.