Hey Fellas, Why Do Irish People Have Such Big Heads?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I don't mean "big head" as far as egos as many that I know are drunks with low self-esteem. I mean they have Size 8 hat sizes at the very minimum. Howard Stern used to have a contest to see how many Jelly Beans you could fit into Rosie O'Donnell's head. The Irish Hillbillies from Kentucky that married into our ****** have domes bigger than moonshine jugs. My aunt's 3rd husband was a Boston Irish guy with a head that looks like a weather balloon with a JFK haircut.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

My best friend of 45 years is 100% Irish, and does not have a big head, size wise. Maybe it's just because Rosie is fat, and the hillbillies are ****** fuckers.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My best friend of 45 years is 100% Irish, and does not have a big head, size wise. Maybe it's just because Rosie is fat, and the hillbillies are ****** fuckers.

If inbreeding caused a large head Orthodox Jews would have to have the front door of their synagogues widened.