Hey Fellas, Tell Us All About The Massage Parlors You've Patronized And All The Hookers You Have Visited In The Last Two Years. Thanks In Advance.

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

How have the whores been treating you? It's been so long I don't even know if they wear masks in massage parlors. Do they? Have the rates gone up or down? What are the most shameless COVID excuses you have heard? Any other funny or weird grifty stuffs perhaps?