I haven't but that's always been a fantasy of mine. Having been in and out of a number of hotels and motels I wanted just once for the Mexican maid to come in to my room accidentally then hop into bed with me.
Whether at the Hilton or the Holiday Inn, I've yet to see a hotel maid that I'd want in bed with me. It's good, honest work. But I guess the young cuties figure they're too good to get their hands dirty. Why scrub toilets when you can dance fo dollas?
*knock knock*
Maid: Rhuum Serveeece!
Me: Go away!
Maid: You check out? Si o no?
Me: I have a hangover, I plan on dying here!
Maid: Oki
Me: Bring me a taco!