Hey Fellas, Do You Cross Your Legs When You Sit Down?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Heck no! I spread myself out letting my junk air out and if you don't like it you can get out.

 

[Xombie3000]

I don't even think I could. I think I'd smash all my junk.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I do not, and I sprawl. I need my space, and I make sure I have it, even if I have to annex space.

That was a little Hitler joke...................to soon?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

That was a little Hitler joke...................to soon?

Not only little down there but I heard he had only one testicle.

 

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[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

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You pee like that too, Counselor?

 

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You pee like that too, Counselor?

Actually, there was a time when I was travelling through a less affluent city and the only toilet I could find was this nasty one which I was not going to touch my butt, or any part of my body to. It was a close call between that or shitting in public. I went with the squat, right on the chair. It wasn't pretty.

 

[DrakeM]

I don't even think I could. I think I'd smash all my junk.

Exactly, how would I even accomplish that and be comfortable? I might cross my ankles, but that's it.

 

[gmase]

Not manspreading is the polite thing to do. Just get a little extra room in the pants.

LBJ sets it straight to his tailor
And another thing - the crotch, down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence.

But, uh when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So, leave me , you never do have much of margin there. See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to.

 

[Johan]

No
I don't think this is a very manly position
Also, having a poor blood circulation, particulary in the legs, I avoid having nothing under my feet

 

[D-rock]

A lifetime of weightlifting, and even more damaging, working brutal jobs has made it painful for me to do that anymore. I don't have many joints in either my arms, hands, or legs that work right anymore. So often I either feel pain or numbness in them.

 

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What Your Sitting Position Says About Your Personality - HealthyGem

Sorry for the clickbait article, but it reminded me of this thread

 

[Mr. Daystar]

A lifetime of weightlifting, and even more damaging, working brutal jobs has made it painful for me to do that anymore. I don't have many joints in either my arms, hands, or legs that work right anymore. So often I either feel pain or numbness in them.

I can empathize. 2 motorcycle wrecks, and 33 years of climbing in and out of tractors or trailers has beaten me down. I used to lift, a very long time ago, but that's only responsible for one of my shoulders. It's a motherfucker to not be able to do certain simple everyday things, isn't it? I get what what your saying, we share a boat.