Hey Fellas... Beans. What Do You Think? You Like 'Em Or No?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If you ever ask me if I like beans I would tell you that is the dumbest question you could ever ask then say, "I absolutely do like beans! Wait. No I don't. I love beans! All kinds too. Well, maybe it wasn't the dumbest question ever but top five for sure because it's still an awful, awful question. Now listen, maybe for the first time in your God forsaken life! I like refried beans, I like black beans, I like pinto beans, I like chili beans, I like baked beans, I like kidney beans, I like garbanzo beans, I like Northern Beans, I like Lima beans, and I like green beans also apologizing to all the beans I forgot about that I would also definitely like and find delicious."

So tell me... tell us... Hey fellas... Beans. What do you think? You like 'em or no?

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Yes, I too really like beans. Red beans and rice, refried, beans in chili, garbonzos in salad, and of course one of the greatest of all peasant foods, pasta e figoli (pasta and beans), usually canalli, or great northerns are used. Like baked beans, and green beans. Yep, I pretty much like them all. Oh, and a new form I've just recently eaten for the first time, charro beans.

 

[Pornfan99]

I like refried beans, I like black beans, I like baked beans.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

BEANS, BEANS, THE MAGICAL FRUIT, THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE YOU TOOT!

or if you prefer..........

BEANS, BEANS, THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART, THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE YOU FART. THE MORE YOU FART, THE BETTER YOU FEEL, SO EAT YOUR BEANS AT EVERY MEAL!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I would like to thank each and every one of you Bean'rs for participating in this thread and sharing your candid opinions and torrid thoughts. At his time may I please remind you to cast a vote in favor of beans? I promise the vote counting will be completely above board calling it right down the middle without any voter tampering, voter intimidation, or ballot harvesting.