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[senob44]

Not sure if this is really newsworthy, I apologize if you don't find it to be so.

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - State Police arrested a man early Tuesday whose blood alcohol level allegedly was .491 — more than six times the legal limit — which they believe is the highest ever recorded in Rhode Island for someone who wasn't dead.

The legal limit in Rhode Island is .08. A blood alcohol of .3 is classified as "stupor," .4 is "comatose" and .5 is considered fatal, according to the health department.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080722/ap_on_fe_st/odd_extremely_drunk


Hell he should've been comatose, and there he was driving down the interstate! Hope I don't encounter any of these on my upcoming cross-country trip!

 

[iAnthony]

damn... i thought .194 was high... lmao. i was chillin wit one of my homegirls n she only 16 n she was drinkin n shit n police showed up... haha... but that's crazy... .491... i gotta try that. lmao.

 

[shayd]

Wow. Damn near half of fluid in his system was alcohol. That right there is something else :dunno:

 

[slowhand]

I heard this on my news this morning I tell you this much he lucky to be live. :eek:

 

[Torre82]

damn... i thought .194 was high... lmao. i was chillin wit one of my homegirls n she only 16 n she was drinkin n shit n police showed up... haha... but that's crazy... .491... i gotta try that. lmao.

Banned on your first post. Man..

They caught you for giving booze to a minor even on a BB! hah!..

Hmm. ::sulks:: Sorta depressing.

 

[No_Man]

Wow. Damn near half of fluid in his system was alcohol. That right there is something else :dunno:

That's .491%. As in, .491/100, not 49.1/100. 1/200th of his blood was alcohol.


I knew a guy who could be considered a "functional alcoholic." He got pulled over for not turning his headlights on just after dusk. The cop ran him through a full field sobriety test, which he passed with flying colors, and was about to let him go when he noticed a recently emptied beer can in the back seat. That was enough probable cause to take him down to the station for a Breathalyzer. He blew a .35.

 

[extremeb]

Not sure if this is really newsworthy, I apologize if you don't find it to be so.





http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080722/ap_on_fe_st/odd_extremely_drunk


Hell he should've been comatose, and there he was driving down the interstate! Hope I don't encounter any of these on my upcoming cross-country trip!

I've read this before, some guy in eastern Europe got popped with like 8X the limit, he should have been dead as well. He'd been drinking home made shine.

 

[extremeb]

491... i gotta try that. lmao.

Good luck with that....Let us know how you make out :beer:

 

[jakeri]

well thats too normal here. The biggest problem in Finland is alcoholism. The biggest number i know was 6.03 per mils:| I cant understand how the guy was alive. I think its just question of training the weirdest thing is that he stayed on the road with his car :S

 

[maildude]

There was too much blood in his alcohol system.

 

[Torre82]

well thats too normal here. The biggest problem in Finland is alcoholism. The biggest number i know was 6.03 per mils:| I cant understand how the guy was alive. I think its just question of training the weirdest thing is that he stayed on the road with his car :S

Body just got used to it. Like how one could immunize yourself to poison by taking tiny bits of it at a time to build up a resistance. Alcohol is just a neurotoxin.

Facts:
If someone has an alcohol addiction, going cold turkey can cause sudden death.

If the average person drinks enough to kill themselves with alcohol in under 15 minutes.. their blood would be 1% alcohol if you were so inclined to drink that blood. Blood Light. Bloodweiser. Something like that.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Well, that's (for lack of a better word) impressive.

 

[dave_rhino]

If he wasn't driving, i'd say "what a fucking hero". That is pretty impressive. If I ever meet him, I'll definitely buy him a(nother) drink.

 

[gunslingingbird]

:bowdown: .491 :bowdown:

 

[bigbadbrody]

he must be a big guy

 

[senob44]

If he wasn't driving, i'd say "what a fucking hero". That is pretty impressive. If I ever meet him, I'll definitely buy him a(nother) drink.

Exactly. The driving is the main problem I had with it as well. For all I care, people can drink all they want as long as they don't get on the road or get violent.

 

[shayd]

That's .491%. As in, .491/100, not 49.1/100. 1/200th of his blood was alcohol.


I knew a guy who could be considered a "functional alcoholic." He got pulled over for not turning his headlights on just after dusk. The cop ran him through a full field sobriety test, which he passed with flying colors, and was about to let him go when he noticed a recently emptied beer can in the back seat. That was enough probable cause to take him down to the station for a Breathalyzer. He blew a .35.

Good call. Obviously I need more sleep :1orglaugh

 

[Peter Gazinya]

They should have tasered his ass! :violent:

I knew a girl who got pulled over and registered almost .3. She was about 105 lbs (hot!) and the cops wondered how the hell she seemed so functional and completely coherent. That is until they found all the cocaine in her pocket.

 

[D-rock]

If he would have keep going a little farther his internal organs could have been nice and pickled. :1orglaugh

 

[Torre82]

They should have tasered his ass! :violent:

I knew a girl who got pulled over and registered almost .3. She was about 105 lbs (hot!) and the cops wondered how the hell she seemed so functional and completely coherent. That is until they found all the cocaine in her pocket.

Hah! I've been there.. except without the cop part. Yeah, it's strange being on both sides of the fence and yet.. fully functional.

I guess the closest thing to that is playing a video game and they make the screen sway around after you drank a beer and you can still play, but you're maybe 90, 95% efficient in the matters. Not a bad feeling except for the huge investment needed to get there.

Bar tab = 30$

7 Lines of coke = 20$

Staying awake for 2 days, fucking your girl without tiring, being awake but completely smashed and you feel it = teH pRiceluSs.