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Help Decide the New Motto for Immoral Productions

What do you like best for the motto for our company

  • Home of the Unplanned Orgies

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • Home of the Spontaneous Gang Bangs

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • Home of the Unplanned Orgies and Spontaneous Gang Bangs

    Votes: 5 41.7%

  • Total voters
    12

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
I would drop the extraneous "the" and roll with simply "Home of Unplanned Orgies and Spontaneous Gang Bangs" because it flows slightly better and has a touch more impact.

But I gotta say, either way, that a great fucking motto— it really says it all.
 

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
The whole biz is about selling fantasies, boys. Would you rather have the orgies and gang bangs not filmed?
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Neither, they are all false advertisements.

How can something be unplanned and spontaneous - yet have a film crew ready and in place to record and take pictures?

^^ This.

My motto: Plan to be spontaneous today. :thumbsup:
 

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
Let me ask you this. Would it have been better if Bang Bros. had started out by saying

"Hey, we're only pretending to drive around and pick up hot sluts to bang—in fact their pros and this was all pre-planned."

Now where's the fun in that? (Not to mention, if they had, they wouldn't have been able to build an empire and give the big boys a run for their money!)
 
Let me ask you this. Would it have been better if Bang Bros. had started out by saying

"Hey, we're only pretending to drive around and pick up hot sluts to bang—in fact their pros and this was all pre-planned."

Now where's the fun in that? (Not to mention, if they had, they wouldn't have been able to build an empire and give the big boys a run for their money!)

I wasnt aware bang bros actually had a motto to fictionalise.
 

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
I wasnt aware bang bros actually had a motto to fictionalise.

No, but they built their empire by claiming a fiction was real. They advertised it as real.
What I'm talking about the concept of selling fantasy, not the form that sales pitch comes in.
Bang Bros. built their empire on false advertising and I think most of us would agree porn is richer for it.


People being paid to have sex, for you to masturbate to inbetween bouts of interminable self-loathing.

That's actually really fucking funny. :1orglaugh
 
Home of the Unplanned Orgies

The shorter, the better !
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
"If it moves; fuck it"
And if you adopt that motto, I expect payment.
As in me making a porno with the girl(s) of my choice.
 
Exactly. I'm glad we are agreed.

Problem with fiction - Unless your 10, then whats the point in trying when it is so unbelievable. I actually feel like my intelligence is being insulted - porn with a plot, bang bros etc is comparable to wrestling.

Yea, they might be fucking or chucking each other around, but its as scripted as day time television. I dont care how or why they are doing it -

To quote Robert Patrick - " I don't watch a fuck movie for the story. I watch a fuck movie to see fuckin'."
 

Spleen

Banned?
They are all shit. Honestly. A slogan needs to have some kind of humour or wit. Those are mere descriptions.

Try again.
 

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
Problem with fiction - Unless your 10, then whats the point in trying when it is so unbelievable. I actually feel like my intelligence is being insulted - porn with a plot, bang bros etc is comparable to wrestling.

Yea, they might be fucking or chucking each other around, but its as scripted as day time television. I dont care how or why they are doing it -

To quote Robert Patrick - " I don't watch a fuck movie for the story. I watch a fuck movie to see fuckin'."

I actually agree with you aesthetically, (that's why we don't do that at my own site,) but you'd be surprised at how many people buy it hook line and sinker.

Is it that they're too stupid to know it's not real. Probably in a lot of cases. But I bet in a lot of cases it's because they want to believe.

I can't tell you how many times I've been sent a link to some "hot teen" who turns out to be a 35 year-old in a plaid skirt, but the person who sent it to me got enjoyment from it.

That makes my job harder because it seems like most of the porn consuming public is completely indiscriminate and has no deep interest in quality, so quality producers get lost in an avalanche of souless content, but it is what it is.

I don't think he was asking for a critique on the kind of porn he produces, just which slogan people liked.
 
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