Hawaiians celebrate not getting nuked with ... porn??

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This is awesome.

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Based on real-time, per-minute page views, and compared to levels on the previous two Saturdays, our statisticians found a precipitous drop in traffic at 8:07 a.m. immediately after the warning was sent out,” ******* said.
Traffic kept falling as news of the alert spread, and by 8:23 a.m., it was down a whopping 77 percent

As the false alarm was confirmed, traffic to ******* climbed steadily, and by 9:01 a.m., page views were nearly 50 percent above average. For the rest of the morning, views remained above average

2 Things:
1) Hawaiians know how to relive the stress of impending doom

and

2) Even in the face of nuclear annihilation, 23% of Hawaiians still didn't stop watching porn.

Although TBH I can see the allure of signing up for all the pornsites I've always wanted to join in a situation like that