My best friend did because they thought they were te hottest thing since slice bread
Have you ever mastrubated to yourself
- Thread starter eeyoresfan
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I do it all the time. I look in the mirror, put on makeup, and ask myself, "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." Then I put on my special "suit."
I get off almost instantly.
I get off almost instantly.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Well, that's the dumbest question I've heard today, and I spent a few hours with children under the age of three.
So....your best friend is gay?
Just saying, if your friend is turned on by guys who are the "hottest thing since slice bread"...
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Toast maybe?:dunno:
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
No. Okay, maybe.
I tried to, once, but I lost my hard on when I looked in the mirror. 
I tried to, once, but I lost my hard on when I looked in the mirror.
Similar, but an Audi commercial popped up and now I think I'm suffering from E.D.
I can safely say that I have never done this.
DR. B
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ralph furley
Banned
i ain't never mastrubated ever
let's just say there's a good reason why i avoid reflections in public...and it's not because i'm a vampire
Facetious
Moderated
busenbust
^^^^
