Have You Ever Crossed Paths With An Ex ?

[Facetious]

Have you ever crossed paths with an ex gf that you haven't seen in 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - + years ?
Of course you have ! Did you stop and exchange pleasantries ? Was she looking fine - n - divine ? Or did you turn away with a huge exhalation and congratulate yourself for dumping that hog that would have been all yours ? Did she turn out like her mother ?


I did, twice in my life, one very recently. The first time was the Hog scenario.
The most recent, quite frankly, I got the butterflies lol ! Very attractive ! but on her 2nd marriage :o
You can't win !

Give us a report ! :bigear:

 

[Patrick120]

i've ran into one of my ex's it was also the hog scenario but then again she was a hog when i dated her, my new wife wanted to beat the shit outa her lmao

 

[LBP 76]

Many times with different ex's (assuming you don't mean just ex-wives) and different thoughts each time. But I am always pleasant. What is to be gained from being otherwise?

 

[Spleen]

im still friends with all my ex's

 

[LBP 76]

im still friends with all my ex's

I'd like to think I am also; though you would have to ask my 'ex's' to be sure.

 

[nickerdeemes]

I too am still friends or at least pleasent with my ex's.

 

[georges]

It depends of which ones, with some I turned the page and it is forever.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I ran into 3 of them in the mall the other day. We exchanged pleasantries, had a cup a joe at Starbucks and then I fucked them all in the dressing room at Victoria's Secret.

Oh shit, wrong thread. I'm supposed to be in the "fresh ideas for porn" section.

 

[BlueBalls]

Im still friendly with a couple of them and I see them quite regularly, some hate me :dunno: but thats life

 

[senob44]

I have crossed paths with ex's years later on maybe 3 or 4 occasions. Each time it was kind of a double-take and icy glare kind of situation on both of our parts. Senob break up not too good.

 

[Quagmire33]

Yea but most of the time weve still been on terms or still friends never had a bad experience seeing an ex again.

 

[YMIHERE]

No. All my ex's were found mysteriously murdered.

 

[squallumz]

i purposely crossed paths with an ex from 8 years ago actually. she helped my girl pick out wedding stuff including her dress. shes a great girl, im surprised shes still so cool with me after breaking her heart back in the day. we are all great friends to this day.

 

[Torre82]

i purposely crossed paths with an ex from 8 years ago actually. she helped my girl pick out wedding stuff including her dress. shes a great girl, im surprised shes still so cool with me after breaking her heart back in the day. we are all great friends to this day.

Maybe you're breaking her heart all over again, she's with you to show you what you're missing like a Julia Roberts movie! She loves you to death and you're inviting her to see more pain firsthand!

Then again I've watched too many bullshit dramedies like 'My Best Friends Wedding' and I could be very, very wrong. In fact I am. But I still had to type all that just to make a point that there could be like a 2% chance. Yup.

No. All my ex's were found mysteriously murdered.

Pfft. Mysteriously. Hmph. There's no mystery how much you paid me to 'liquidate' them for ya.

 

[Becks...poamr]

I moved to Jersey to get away from my exes.

But I came back to WI.

I guess I better avoid some parts of the southern part of the state.

 

[Torre82]

I moved to Jersey to get away from my exes.

But I came back to WI.

I guess I better avoid some parts of the southern part of the state.

You know Doctor Spock says the only way to do that is continually make sex tapes with senob and offer them for free on rap!dshare and megaupload.

Preferably with MU as their upload is sexier. Ooh yeah.

 

[JiDoKwan]

Usually not after I bone 1 or 2 of their sisters as a revenge fuck.

 

[squallumz]

Maybe you're breaking her heart all over again, she's with you to show you what you're missing like a Julia Roberts movie! She loves you to death and you're inviting her to see more pain firsthand!

Then again I've watched too many bullshit dramedies like 'My Best Friends Wedding' and I could be very, very wrong. In fact I am. But I still had to type all that just to make a point that there could be like a 2% chance. Yup.



Pfft. Mysteriously. Hmph. There's no mystery how much you paid me to 'liquidate' them for ya.

i know she still likes me, she told me herself, but we kinda both understand that being friends and only friends is whats best for her and me. i will always love her too and she feels the same. but she has a man who she loves and i have a girl i love and thats that. good insight though.

 

[Sicario]

Have you ever crossed paths with an ex gf that you haven't seen in 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - + years ?
Of course you have ! Did you stop and exchange pleasantries ? Was she looking fine - n - divine ? Or did you turn away with a huge exhalation and congratulate yourself for dumping that hog that would have been all yours ? Did she turn out like her mother ?

Nope and I really don't want to bump into any of them in any capacity. . . out of sight and out of mind.

 

[D-rock]

I moved to Jersey to get away from my exes.

But I came back to WI.

I guess I better avoid some parts of the southern part of the state.

Maybe it's best you didn't see them. It would just make them uncontrollably sob when they realized what they lost.