Have you ever been caught having a wank?

Not yet but there is still time :yesyes:
 

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I was about to say yes, but realised that it didn't say Have you ever been in court having a wank!
 
I have.

But I guess I should qualify that, and say I wasn't really "caught." I was wanking in Times Square on New Years eve. There were a few people around. The worst part, however, was that Dick Clark noticed.
 
I caught my ******* spanking his monkey once. Just when he was at the point of no return. We have never spoke about it and I was sadly turned on by it. How twisted does that make me?
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Used to happen all of the time, actually. Especially when I was living at home, and later when I was in college.
Nothing like meeting your roomies new girlfriend with your pants around your ankles.

"Hey, nice to meet you." I stick out my hand.
"Uh...I'd rather not shake..."
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Nothing worse than getting caught and having "the talk" with ***.
 
Had a couple close calls when I was a ***. The tough decision that I had to make when I was just about to spooge. Whether to keep going or to quit while at the same time my m-m was walking up the stairs towards my room telling me that it was time to eat. :eek:
 
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