Have you ever been caught having a wank?

Not yet but there is still time :yesyes:
 

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I was about to say yes, but realised that it didn't say Have you ever been in court having a wank!
 
I have.

But I guess I should qualify that, and say I wasn't really "caught." I was wanking in Times Square on New Years eve. There were a few people around. The worst part, however, was that Dick Clark noticed.
 
I caught my brother spanking his monkey once. Just when he was at the point of no return. We have never spoke about it and I was sadly turned on by it. How twisted does that make me?
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Used to happen all of the time, actually. Especially when I was living at home, and later when I was in college.
Nothing like meeting your roomies new girlfriend with your pants around your ankles.

"Hey, nice to meet you." I stick out my hand.
"Uh...I'd rather not shake..."
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Nothing worse than getting caught and having "the talk" with Dad.
 
Had a couple close calls when I was a kid. The tough decision that I had to make when I was just about to spooge. Whether to keep going or to quit while at the same time my mom was walking up the stairs towards my room telling me that it was time to eat. :eek:
 
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