Has the Computer Caused You to Begin Masturbating Left Handed?

[Torre82]

311? That's Sublime, certainly don't get that confused. And you left out that he "smokes two joints in the afternoon." It makes him feel alright

Oh yeah. I must've been smoking two joints back when that CD came out.

Marijuana effects the memory.
~Thurgood Jenkins, Half Baked

 

[assholebythedoor]

I've only taken viagra once and it anwseres this questions. Both hands are compatiable

 

[gogoftp1]

Haha yeah. I used to do it right handed but ever since internet porn i'm doing it with the left hand

 

[lurkingdirk]

Oddest bump of the day, for sure.

 

[JasonCook78]

This is strange...

 

[PlumpRump]

Not the oldest thread we've seen bumped in the last few months, but yeah, strange.

To answer the question though, no, no the computer has not caused me to begin masturbating left handed, but my left handed mousing skills have definitely improved.

 

[zell]

Where's the option,"learn to use the mouse with left hand"?

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I use the left (wrong) hand if Im clicking between pics but switch to right when I've picked what I want to finish to. I only use left to completion if I'm typing at the time.

 

[STDiva]

I browse with my right, conduct an orchestra with my left and blow myself. At the same time.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I've trained my penis to operate the mouse, so I can use both hands to double anal fist myself. It's the only way I can get off anymore.

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

No, right hand as always

 

[Kingfisher]

I'm ambidextrous. So my mouse is on the left side of the keyboard. This also keeps people from fucking with my computer.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I'm ambidextrous. So my mouse is on the left side of the keyboard. This also keeps people from fucking with my computer.

Thick people that can't figure out how to move it?

 

[Kingfisher]

Thick people that can't figure out how to move it?

They get the buttons screwed up and yes... move it the wrong direction. It's really amazing sometimes. I'm really surprised they can feed themselves.

 

[sean miguel]

I can't masturbate left handed. It's like a stranger is touching it.

My mouse is on the right side of keyboard but I use my left hand to double click and right click save.

I turn to my right 45 degrees so I can stretch out my long legs, still use my right hand to ... you know, and finally so my dick doesn't block part of the screen.


I've developed a kink in my neck doing it this way though.

 

[espnaddict]

Sometimes I reverse the mouse button settings in the Windows control panel. lol

 

[slm111]

Lol I thought I was the only one

 

[The~Lone~Ranger]

Yes sometimes, cos my mouse is a right handed shaped one with groove and buttons for thumb.

I'm ambidexterous, but that mouse is a cunt for left handed operation. Easier to beat the beast with left hand, if clicking about with pics etc.

 

[bebo_007]

right hand ,, but when I hold my phone or my mouse I use my left hand

 

[mokbel69]

I had a third arm and hand grafted onto my body, but in hindsight swapping to my left hand seems easier now......