Has anyone here been to a sex party?

[prof_porn]

I am considering it.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I have. :eek:

There were no refreshments, nothing to snack on, didn't even have a TV on! And next thing I know everyone started getting naked and touching each other. I sat in the corner silently crying while I heard multiple moans, slapping of flesh, and manly grunts.

I will never trust that priest's directions again to the movie theater ever again! All I wanted to do was see Sex in the City opening night!

 

[atxraised]

I'm glad I wasn't alone

I have. :eek:

There were no refreshments, nothing to snack on, didn't even have a TV on! And next thing I know everyone started getting naked and touching each other. I sat in the corner silently crying while I heard multiple moans, slapping of flesh, and manly grunts.

I will never trust that priest's directions again to the movie theater ever again! All I wanted to do was see Sex in the City opening night!

 

[Hot Mega]

Hosted and been to pool parties where many strippers were there and fucking happened but the party wasn't a sex party per se.

 

[kbronss]

we have been interested in them, not to bang other people, but u never know what can happen. just dont know where to "search" for that kind of stuff. i guess i will have to open an acct on adultfriendfinder or something like that.

 

[mrtrebus]

No.

 

[TrueTranssexual]

No.

 

[mrtrebus]

 

[titsrock]

Hosted and been to pool parties where many strippers were there and fucking happened but the party wasn't a sex party per se.

Ahem. Excuse me. Where's my invitation?:wave:

I am considering it.

HEY! Aren't you the guy who's posted sadsack threads about not having a job, not having a great life, thinking about getting a PhD, etc.?

Don't take this the wrong way--BUT HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING TO GO TO A SEX PARTY!!!:1orglaugh

 

[turtle825]

No.

 

[mrtrebus]

HEY! Aren't you the guy who's posted sadsack threads about not having a job, not having a great life, thinking about getting a PhD, etc.?

Don't take this the wrong way--BUT HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING TO GO TO A SEX PARTY!!!:1orglaugh

:rofl:

 

[titsrock]

^
Instead of a sex party...OP--hit the streets and get a job!!

 

[mrtrebus]

^
Instead of a sex party...OP--hit the streets and get a job!!

As a cleaner. . .

. . .at a sex party?

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes, but I was the only person who showed up. So me and skeeter played grab ass for half an hour.

Then I left.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Hmmm... I've had sex at a party. Does that count? This doesn't seem to happen anymore now that I'm out of college...

 

[titsrock]

^
You're supposed to be having your sex at your workplace now buddy...:thumbsup:

 

[lostwood_7]

I did it was my bachelor party; strippers and girls we met at a bar.

But I passed out hammered in the woods before the fun started. (Facepalm)

 

[mrtrebus]

I did it was my bachelor party; strippers and girls we met at a bar.

But I passed out hammered in the woods before the fun started. (Facepalm)

Ah yes, that's when I crept up behind you & did the dirty deed!

 

[Hot Mega]

Ahem. Excuse me. Where's my invitation?:wave:

I've been sending them to your IP address. Don't tell me I've been sending them to the wrong address and you haven't received a single one of them!!

 

[lostwood_7]

Ah yes, that's when I crept up behind you & did the dirty deed!

huh? well that explains a few things, but where did the goat come from?