Society has pushed you too far and you have turned to a life of crime. You want a cool bad-guy name like "Shadow Nightmare" or "The Spine Chipper." The only problem is you don't choose your dastardly moniker ... the media does.
And you better hope they aren't having a bad creative day, because they can get downright lazy when naming criminals.
Take, for instance, this man, who chose to wear a button-down shirt while making tellers at a Key Bank in Fort Collins, Colo., *** their pants. This earned him the extremely lame criminal nickname of the Button-Down-Shirt Bandit.
Keep reading for more evildoers stuck with yawn-inducing nicknames.
